Schmuck of the Week

Susan Cole sentenced for schmucky scheme to skip jury duty she bragged about on the radio

A lot of us have fantasized about ways we might be able to talk our way out of jury duty -- but Susan Cole actually pulled it off, by casting herself in the role of a crazy person. Problem is, she bragged about her gambit on a radio program heard by a judge, leading to prosecution on a pair of charges to which she pleaded guilty this week. Here's the bizarre tale as told by Cole's arrest affidavit, on view below.
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