This Tea Party patriot makes an adorable pet and companion. Almost human with its howling screams and non-stop temper tantrums. Your family will love it. These palm pets will grow about twelve inches wide. Eats the same food as you, even likes government cheese...
Tea Party Patriot pets are a fascinating hobby for children and adults. As seen above, they love to be dressed in patriot knickers, Uncle Sam outfits and tricorne hats. Unusual, intriguing, hours of fun. Impossible to care for and easy to train. Cage, leather collar and a short leash are recommended for proper handling.
More from our Kenny Be/Comics archive: "John Hickenlooper's cabinet shacks up student style: Kenny Be's Worst-Case Scenario."
We Believe Local Journalism is Critical to the Life of a City
Engaging with our readers is essential to Westword's mission. Make a financial contribution or sign up for a newsletter, and help us keep telling Denver's stories with no paywalls.