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A couple of months back, we shared the top ten things no one from Denver ever says — like, for example, “I’d rather have a PBR instead of a craft beer.”
Now, it’s Boulder turn. Continue for our photo-illustrated list of ten things no one from Boulder ever says.
See also: Ten Things No One From Denver Ever Says
Number 10:
Everyone is so conservative.
Number 9:
I don’t know any stoners.
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Number 8:
I can’t remember the last time I saw a bicyclist on the road.
Number 7:
Just throw that trash out the window. No one will mind.
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Number 6:
There are no good places to see music around here.
Number 5:
I can understand why someone might want to go to CSU.
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Number 4:
I get tired of everything looking so beautiful.
Number 3:
There are a lot of mascots better than Ralphie.
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Number 2:
This town needs to go on a diet.
Number 1:
I wish I lived somewhere else.
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