The CELL: The Center for Empowered Living and Learning, the super-creepy Denver terrorism museum, has a new name. Now it's The CELL: The Counterterrorism Education Learning Lab, which makes it no less super creepy.
We didn't think the new moniker had the right ring, though, so we came up with a bunch of other things "The CELL" could stand for.
Here's our fifteen favorites, in no particular order. Feel free to add your own suggestions in the comment section below. Because if we can't come up with stupid names for stupid museums, the terrorist have already won.
Completely Enraging Left-wing Liberals
Contrived Engine of Like-minded Loons
Cops, Eagle Scouts Lording over Liberties
Choking Everyone's Liberty to Laugh
Creepy Enigmatic Looney Land
Calling Elway for Long-winded Lectures
Computer-Enhanced Logical Loopholes
Curating Explosives Like they're Leonardos
Cultivating Enemies for Lasting Loathing
Crusade? Everybody Let's Look into it
Creative Endeavor by Large defense contractor Lobbyists
Cretins Enjoy Losing Liberties
Cranial Enemas for Ludicrous Libertarians
Crazy Elderly Lurkers Live
Crappy Entertainment for Lame Losers
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