Which makes it 970's turn.
Our latest collection of 970 messages from the hilarious Texts From Last Night site are plenty weird: They feature bizarre bongs, disturbing cats, a broken pinkie promise and lots of sexy, drunken shenanigans.
Thank you for sharing. Count down our photo-illustrated top ten below.
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Number 10: The three keys to true love
Number 9: Good hygiene
Number 8: Hello, Kitty
Number 7: Best I Ever Had
Number 6: Shopping for necessities
Number 5: Cleanup time
Number 4: Strange promises
Number 3: Table for two
Number 2: Serving time
Number 1: Medical emergency