At this writing, the top Twitter hashtag in Denver is #MyThoughtsDuringSex. As well it should be.

Not all of the tweets on this topic qualify as hilarious. In fact, some of them will leave you feeling in need of a shower -- alone. But plenty others are hilarious. We've collected twenty that struck our funny bone (insert rude joke here). Check them out below.

#MyThoughtsDuringSex don't call him the wrong name, don't call him the wrong name.

— Mandingo. (@_MarikoMae) April 5, 2012

#mythoughtsduringsex I hope she knows we're still just friends

— Tom Farago (@tomfarago) April 5, 2012

#MyThoughtsDuringSex I'm hungry.. Time to fake an injury in 3..2...1..

— MeLodiC(@Melody_Psycho) April 5, 2012

I hope my mom doesnt hear us...#MyThoughtsDuringSex

— BadAssVicky (@TheRealVeana) April 5, 2012

#MyThoughtsDuringSex Anyone have an estimate on how many times the phrase "You know what I mean?" has been uttered in sports interviews?

— MJD (@metrofudge) April 5, 2012

#mythoughtsduringsex is Bin Laden really dead?

— Melodik Flows (@somelodik) April 5, 2012

#mythoughtsduringsex i aint cleaning up

— MichaelMcNally (@mikeypiffsalot) April 5, 2012

#MyThoughtsDuringSex i need to change the position, i'm wastin too much energy with this one

— Nabil Wahbi (@WahbiNabil) April 5, 2012

#MyThoughtsDuringSex In my head: "I pledge allegiance to the flag, of the United States of America..."

— Alec McKanna (@aleczorz) April 5, 2012

#MyThoughtsDuringSex definitely playing madden when I get home

— Xavier lewis (@VikingPride84) April 5, 2012

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#Mythoughtsduringsex I deff should have charged more.

— Rosa Soto (@RosiieXx3) April 5, 2012

#mythoughtsduringsex "OK let me make it sound believable like he's really doing something

— Anti-BullShit (@TeAm_meNJayden) April 5, 2012

#MyThoughtsDuringSex any longer in this position and I'm bound to catch a Charlie horse

— vIsto (@ItsVisto) April 5, 2012

#MyThoughtsDuringSex I wish we could record this

— Reggie Breeden (@ReggieTheKidd) April 5, 2012

#MyThoughtsDuringSex Why is he making more noise than me ?

— Taylor C. (@Yup_itsMe) April 5, 2012

#MyThoughtsDuringSex please don't get pregnant please don't get pregnant please don't get pregnant!

— MyDayApril 11, aries (@YouBettaWatchEm) April 5, 2012

#mythoughtsduringsex i wonder what marilyn manson is doing right now?

— ☯★彡☆☯★彡☆☯★彡☆☯ (@carlyswens) April 5, 2012

#mythoughtsduringsex oh...Ashley just texted me..maybe I should pick up my phone and read... @AshleyMancini10

— stephanie mancini (@houdini_mancini) April 5, 2012

#MyThoughtsDuringSex Oh wait something needs to happen before you have thoughts during it.

— Liam Cannon (@BIG_LI_123) April 5, 2012

#MyThoughtsDuringSex my arm is getting tired

— Ryan Myerz (@raanmaarz) April 5, 2012

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