Understatement wins the day in lightning story

A lot of writers believe that simply stating the facts is boring -- but that depends on the facts. Take the following press release from the Englewood Police Department: Englewood -- On September 9, 2009 at 5:17pm, a 56-year-old man was riding his bicycle in the 3100 block of S...
By Michael RobertsSeptember 10, 2009
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A lot of writers believe that simply stating the facts is boring — but that depends on the facts. Take the following press release from the Englewood Police Department:

Englewood — On September 9, 2009 at 5:17pm, a 56-year-old man was riding his bicycle in the 3100 block of S. Acoma St. when he was struck by lightning. Englewood Fire Rescue responded and transported the man to Swedish Medical Center. He is currently in serious condition.

Damn right he’s in serious condition! He was just struck by lightning! While riding a bike! No embellishment needed….

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Michael Roberts began his career with Westword in 1990 as music editor. In 1999, he took on a new role, full-time media reporter, as author of a column called The Message. In 2008, he became the lead writer for Westword‘s news blog, The Latest Word, a position he held until January 2023. Michael continues to freelance for Westword, covering everything from business to sports and the media; he also contributes to Jazziz, a national music magazine. He holds a bachelor’s degree from what is now Colorado Mesa University and master’s degrees from the University of California, Los Angeles, and Northwestern University.

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