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What caption best fits this Tiger Woods Nike Store display photo?

Sponsors have begun dropping Tiger Woods as his infidelity scandal (which finally has a minor Denver connection) continues to mushroom.

But Nike is still sticking by the T-man, as witnessed by this giant display seen just inside the main doors at the Colorado Mills Nike Store on Sunday. The shot seems to cry out for a caption -- like, say, "My mistress total has hit double digits. Yes!" Or maybe, "Hope I didn't have this expression in any of my unreleased sex tapes..." And what about, "Have you seen the size of the putter I'm packing?"

Got one of your own? Please share.

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