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What does Santa Colorado do in the off-season? Chug wine and fight dogs

It's nice to see that Santa likes to unwind in the Rocky Mountains after a tough holiday season. But I'm thinking that ol' Kris Kringle has a little too much time on his hands after watching this video of "Santa Colorado" pounding Columbia Crest wine on his back porch and dancing/fighing with his dog Dixie.

"I'm so winded I need some liquid!" says Santa Colorado, a white-bearded fellow known also as Richard "Sandy" Hamilton. "It gets me through the days of working around the house."

No sign of Mrs. Claus. More creepy videos of Santa Colorado after the jump.

Santa Colorado invites you to come swim in his pool.

Santa Colorado likes Coke.

Santa Colorado has hemroids.

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