Quick contest on the Latest Word today for you hockey fans.
Four tickets to tonight's Colorado Avalanche vs. Vancouver Canucks game at the Pepsi Center are just waiting here for you to pick them up. Here's how you win.
Give us your best sentence that rhymes something with the word "Canuck" and these babies could be yours. We'll pick our favorite from the entries and contact the winner. Bonus points if you don't drop the F-Bomb, because even though we love a good swear as much as the next guy, it's a cop out.
Ticket info: Section 138, Row 13. These seats are a $94 value. Don't scalp them: We have spies with lasers.
Remember: Leave a valid e-mail address with your comment so we can let you know in case you emerge triumphant. You must pick up the tickets at the Westword offices, 969 Broadway, before 5 p.m. today.
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