Outfaxed

His enemies thought they could use Mike Zinna's website to destroy him. Instead, they got caught with their fax down.

Zinna says he's missed only five county commissioner meetings in the past six years, a better attendance record than that of any official or reporter. But when he enters the Taj Mahal these days, he's immediately joined by an escort of two sheriff's deputies, who remain nearby wherever he goes -- even though he's never threatened to get physical with any of his foes. "It was just an attempt to intimidate me," he says. "But I'm not going away."

Zinna frequently relies on anonymous sources for his broadsides, but he says he takes pains to verify information before running it. He adds that he's had his share of kooks and just plain liars trying to use his website to settle a personal score. So he was understandably wary when he received the first fax from Pinky T last May, sent from an Albertson's store in Arvada.

The fax was riddled with accusations of sexual misconduct and cronyism in the county assessor's office. It mentioned an "interesting flyer that was being circulated at the May 1st Republican Assembly" -- an anonymous cartoon that attacked County Assessor Kevin McCasky, who is running for a county commissioner's seat. It also referred to two well-known county employees as, respectively, "Limp Dick" and "Pencil Dick."

Hangar on: Gadfly Mike Zinna and Fonzi run JeffcoExposed.com  from a command center at the Jefferson County Airport.
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Hangar on: Gadfly Mike Zinna and Fonzi run JeffcoExposed.com from a command center at the Jefferson County Airport.
Surveillance tapes capture the senders of the first two Pinky T letters, whom Zinna has identified as Jefferson County Commissioner Rick Sheehan (left) and Assistant County Attorney Cynthia Beyer-Ulrich.
Surveillance tapes capture the senders of the first two Pinky T letters, whom Zinna has identified as Jefferson County Commissioner Rick Sheehan (left) and Assistant County Attorney Cynthia Beyer-Ulrich.

I'm so glad that you are ripping the county, especially Boom Boom, Slick Dick and Uphill Tuthill...As a former employee of the county, it is disturbing to see how a person who does nothing and knows nothing can receive this kind of salary for the past six years. When I worked there, I worked my tight ass off while [Pencil Dick] sat and read the paper...

Don't we as county taxpayers deserve to know the truth behind these hidden secrets and the unqualified people who are being paid these outrageous salaries, before other appointees are paid for their Œspecial expertise'?

Please do not disappoint me and pass up this HARD evidence! Hope that you, Fonzie [sic] and I can have ŒHappy Days' in near future.

"From the very first fax," Zinna says, "I knew this person had access to inside information. He knew these people."

The timing of the fax was curious. Just five days earlier, McCasky had confronted Rick Sheehan at a public meeting over Sheehan's criticism of salaries and appointees in McCasky's office. According to Zinna's account of the showdown, posted on JeffcoExposed, Sheehan had been verbally thumped in the exchange: "It's clear that McCasky does not take kindly to attacks on his loyal staff and his office's stellar performance. Sheehan made a serious miscalculation by targeting McCasky in public, and Sheehan was later seen to be nursing a nasty ass-chewing that Coroner Carl Blesch quickly verified matched the Assessor's dental records."

Zinna was eager to hear more from Pinky T -- but not, he says, because he planned to report on the alleged crimes of Pencil Dick and Limp Dick.

"My goal was to draw this person out," he says. "I wanted to find out as much about this person as I possibly could. I had no intention from day one of printing those faxes, but I did want to know the identity of the person. I had a strong suspicion that he was up to no good."

Zinna replied to the fax in the "Back At You" section of the website, his only means of responding to his anonymous tipsters. "Pinky T: Only the first page of your fax came through," he wrote. "Would you like to meet Fonzi for coffee?"


Six days after the Albertson's fax, Pinky T struck again -- this time from a Kinko's in Lakewood. This fax attacked new targets, including county commissioner Pat Holloway, who was frequently at odds with Lawrence and Sheehan on board issues. And once again, there were allegations of sexual hijinks (and impotence) in high places:

Dear Fonzi,

I'm back -- I've been out of town the past six days. I must say that I am still looking for that information I provided you a week ago...

It is well known around the county circles that[name deleted] and "still can't get it up" have been having an affair for years...For that matter, no one on that fifth floor can keep their little heads where they belong.

If your goal is to expose all of Jeffco's crooks and corruption, then you must be unbiased in your reporting and report ALL the facts.

Glad that you moved the picture of you and Fonzi up to a more prominent place on your website. YUMMY!

Zinna responded on his web page with another plea to meet in person. "If you want us to run that story on Limpy and Pencil, we need docs to prove it," he wrote. "If it checks out, it's front page. Trust us, no one gets spared."

After a two-week silence, Pinky T responded with another harangue. This one came from the Lakewood Kinko's, too. But this time the bile was directed entirely at Zinna himself:

I have waited and waited for you to produce something other than the same OLD news. You have failed miserably. Connections I know do not even read your corny website anymore...

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