Also included is a champagne toast commemorating the website's launch, along with performances by Everything Absent or Distorted and the Chain Gang of 1974. French costumes (berets, ridiculous mustaches, Jerry Lewis T-shirts) are encouraged, and anyone dressed up will receive a discounted admission. Tickets are $3 to $5. Doors open at 8:30 p.m., the bands start at 9, and the party goes until the bar closes. For more information, visit www.elitisthipstersnob.com.