Gratuitous randomness: God doin' things

When you were young, they told you that you could do anything. And while that turned out to be true for you only as long as your dreams were limited to peeing your name into the snow in an especially decorative fashion, for God it's literally true. So today, because...

By Jef Otte

July 27, 2011

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When you were young, they told you that you could do anything. And while that turned out to be true for you only as long as your dreams were limited to peeing your name into the snow in an especially decorative fashion, for God it's literally true. So today, because sometimes God has better things to do than chill with his entourage in a weird pod on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel -- things like finding Waldo, crowd surfing and dunking all over your ass -- and also because it's Wednesday, the day that we bring you the best of our weird internets in a random compendium of images related to whatever topic we happen to come up with, here's God doin' things. Important things.

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