Lancer Lounge

Before Colorado’s no-smoking law took effect, I would venture into one of Denver’s classic dive bars knowing full well that after a few hours there, I’d have to go home and disrobe on my back porch so that the stench of stale cigarette smoke wouldn’t seep into the smoke-free sanctuary…

Gone Fishin’

I know what you’re thinking: Why did I write about two seafood places in a row? Specifically, last week’s love letter to Cherry Crest Seafood (“A Fish Story,” October 4), with its brief harangue about selling two-ton SUVs to Mr. Magoo, and this week’s review of Oceanaire Seafood Room (see…

Oceanaire Seafood Room

It was Anthony Bourdain who first warned diners against eating fish on Mondays. He issued the warning in a New Yorker article, “Don’t Eat Before Reading This,” and then again in the book Kitchen Confidential, which sprang from that magazine piece. And he’s been issuing it ever since, because the…

On Display

Artisans & Kings. For its first extravaganza of the season, the Denver Art Museum has unveiled a sprawling blockbuster in the Frederic C. Hamilton Building that focuses on the royal collections from the Louvre. You don’t have to know much about art to have heard of the Louvre, so Artisans…

Stefan Kleinschuster: 10 Ways to Kill a Hero

For his swan song as the outgoing director of the Phillip J. Steele Gallery at the Rocky Mountain College of Art and Design (1600 Pierce Street, 303-225-8575, www.rmcad.edu), Eric Shumake is presenting the spectacular Stefan Kleinschuster: 10 Ways to Kill a Hero. Kleinschuster is one of the area’s most exciting…

A Bold New Era Begins, The Eclectic Eye

In August, the Colorado Springs Fine Arts Center unveiled its new wing, designed by Denver architect David Owen Tryba and his team. The addition is attached to the original John Gaw Meem building, which was built in 1936, a masterpiece of the art moderne that melds Pueblo-style design with early…

Now Playing

How I Learned to Drive. “Look at me,” Uncle Peck pleads to his young niece, the narrator-protagonist of How I Learned to Drive. “Listen to me.” And that’s just what she does. Deeply and over a period of years, she ponders her relationship with the uncle who first molested her…

You Can’t Take It With You

In 1936, the year it was written, You Can’t Take It With You would have been described as zany or madcap. It’s about the doings of a dotty, vaguely artistically inclined family. Penelope Sycamore writes plays because someone once left a typewriter on the doorstep. Her husband, Paul, makes fireworks…

Defiance

Any play by John Patrick Shanley is worthwhile, but Defiance is a far slighter script than other works of his that I’ve seen. The second play in a projected trilogy (the first is Doubt, which took the Pulitzer Prize and will be staged by the Denver Center Theatre Company in…

Up and Coming

Alfred Hitchcock Presents: Season Three (Universal) Black Sheep Unrated (Genius) Bob Mould: Circle of Friends (Granary) Bruce Springsteen: Under Review-1978-82: Tales of the Working Man (Sexy Intellectual) Concert for Diana (Universal) CSI New York: The Third Season (Paramount) Man Push Cart (Koch Lorber) The Marx Brothers Collection (Passport) Meerkat Manor:…

You’ll Laugh Dying

You Kill Me(Genius) Funny thing seeing Philip Baker Hall in You Kill Me, as he’s already played the role of a drunken hit man’s boss in The Matador, to which this feels like a slapshtick-noir sequel. It’s also the photo-negative of Sexy Beast: Once more Ben Kingsley plays a killer…

Hype Machine

What’s left to say about Halo 3? How about this: All the pomp and circumstance surrounding its launch sure have been distracting. Commercials that look like clips from a Hollywood movie, extravagant collectors’ sets that sell for $130, limited-edition Xbox 360s with a green-and-gold Halo-inspired color scheme, and a midnight…

Michael Clayton

It will no doubt be said time and again of Michael Clayton: best John Grisham adaptation ever. Only, of course, it did not spring from the billion-dollar mind of the attorney-turned-franchise, but from Tony Gilroy, who made his big-screen bow fifteen years ago as the screenwriter of the ice-skating melodrama…

Elizabeth: The Golden Age

Will you leave your kingdom to a heretic?” That was the question posed to a dying Queen Mary in 1998’s Elizabeth, director Shekhar Kapur’s grim and dingy film now viewed in retrospect as the origin story of a superhero: the Armored Virgin Queen, faster than a speeding lead pellet, more…

The Darjeeling Limited

The estranged brothers Whitman have reunited for a journey on board The Darjeeling Limited, a colorful old locomotive traversing the Rajasthan region of India. Along the way, they will stop to visit temples (“Probably one of the most spiritual places on earth!”) and shop for souvenirs (slippers, cobras, pepper spray),…

Denver’s Bike Messengers Are a Union Divided

House of J-Bone, July “I’m Father Time,” Jason Abernethy says with a crooked smile. “Others can talk to you about the bike-messenger scene, I suppose, but they sent you over here because I have an increased vision of bike messengers and time.” Seated in his cramped Capitol Hill apartment, surrounded…

Rockies Score Front-Page Saturation

On October 2, five workers at an Xcel Energy power plant in Georgetown died following a chemical fire that broke out while they were 2,000 feet underground. But even though this misfortune generated major headlines across the country, it wasn’t the first story that greeted subscribers to the Denver Post…

Metro Denver Gang Coalition: Beyond Darrent Williams

At least five people have been killed so far this year in gang-related homicides, but sixteen other murders remain unsolved in Denver. Several of these may be tied to gangs as well, though police can’t confirm that because no arrests have been made. Some of the shootings took place during…

Has-Beans

Dear Mexican: We were in a restaurant the other day, eating refried beans and green chile, when I overheard some gringos in the next booth making fun of Mexicans. One thing they said that really made me mad was, “Why do Mexicans refry their beans? Stupid Mexicans! Don’t they know…

Porn in the USA

I must be getting soft in my old age. Because there I was, in the children’s section of the downtown Denver Public Library, surrounded by happy kids who love books and learning — and yet for some reason, I could not force myself to sit at one of the public…

John Denvers Comeback

Folksy, folk-writing folk hero John Denver — born Henry John Deutschendorf Jr. — died on October 12, 1997, when the experimental plane he was flying crashed into Monterey Bay off the coast of California. This week, fans both casual and rabid will commemorate the tenth anniversary of Denver’s death at…

Fire and Ice

Westword was going to challenge our partner paper, Phoenix New Times, to a bet on the outcome of the Rockies/Diamondback series — but we couldn’t think of anything we wanted from Phoenix. A downtown that’s a ghost town at night, instead of the party that LoDo has become almost every…