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Here’s evidence that you can find just about anything on Denver Craigslist: There’s actually a forum for haiku.
It’s called haiku hotel, and it’s a lively place to visit, since users vary between the deadly serious and those willing to have fun with the form. We gravitated to the latter group, picking out and photo-illustrating the ten weirdest haiku, touching on subjects ranging from Cheetos craving to braless women. Count down our favorites below.
Number 10: Posted by “Chief Wiggums“
ignorance of the
law is no excuse
the law is the law
Number 9: Cheetos never prosper?
not cheating
when its only once a week~
Cheetos
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Number 8: The dangers of crack
plumbers crack Hell-o
pawing at spilled assignments
my foot is begging
Number 7: Gutter ball
trophy to prove it
even losers get lucky
most improved bowler
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Number 6: The cage may look cute to you
Shopping for hamsters
I like the old style cage
Why is the cage cute?
Number 5: Would Sarah Silverman think this is funny?
what do you call
a splintered comedienne?
Sarah Sliverman
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Number 4: Riddle me this
Only the Lonely
Nelson Riddle orchestra
saves Sinatra’s ass
Number 3: The least politically correct joke haiku ever
Oranges being sent
off to be juiced of their worth
Concentration camps
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Number 2: This one’s called “Sexy Girls Without Bras” — really
lamplit madonnas
traveling the paths at night
needing not distrust
Number 1: Geeky meets gross
Starship and toilet paper
have in common
uranus and Klingons
Send your story tips to the author, Michael Roberts.
More from our Strange But True archive circa June: “Photos: Creepiest Craigslist IT ad ever.”
