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We’re pretty sure the hater whose thirteen reasons why Colorado sucks elephant balls we recently shared wasn’t joking. In contrast, the folks who created the “Denver Sucks, Don’t Move Here” poster for sale on Etsy seems to realize the Mile High City is a great place — so great, in fact, that it’s necessary to pretend it sucks to prevent too many people from moving here.
The poster features so many funny reasons why folks shouldn’t relocate that we decided to spotlight them one at a time. Count down our twenty favorites below, and to get a copy of your own (they’re available for just $15), click here.
See also: Photos: One hater’s thirteen reasons why Colorado sucks elephant balls
Number 20: Number 19: Number 18: Number 17: Continue to keep counting down twenty reasons why Denver sucks and you shouldn’t move here — please! Number 16: Number 15: Number 14: Number 13: Continue to keep counting down twenty reasons why Denver sucks and you shouldn’t move here — please! Number 12: Number 11: Number 10: Number 9: Continue to keep counting down twenty reasons why Denver sucks and you shouldn’t move here — please! Number 8: Number 7: Number 6: Number 5: Continue to keep counting down twenty reasons why Denver sucks and you shouldn’t move here — please! Number 4: Number 3: Number 2: Number 1: The Final Word
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