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Thunder on the hoof! Again!
Today, a runaway bull reportedly wreaked a bovine brand of havoc throughout the morning in Fort Collins before being shot with three tranquilizer darts and led, dazed, into a waiting trailer.
Pretty impressive — at least until the bull’s performance is compared to that of a cow in Evans, which earlier this month kept authorities from multiple agencies on the run for nearly 24 hours, even kicking off a police car’s bumper before finally being brought to justice. Bad-ass — and that’s no bull.