A kidnapping word to the wise

Who says size doesn't matter? Seen in a Park Meadows parking lot this past weekend: good advice for rich people afraid of being seized and held for ransom. Apparently security guards and high-tech alarms aren't nearly as effective as eating two boxes of Little Debbie snack cakes at every meal...
By Michael RobertsSeptember 3, 2008
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Who says size doesn’t matter?

Seen in a Park Meadows parking lot this past weekend: good advice for rich people afraid of being seized and held for ransom. Apparently security guards and high-tech alarms aren’t nearly as effective as eating two boxes of Little Debbie snack cakes at every meal for the next year or so. — Michael Roberts

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Michael Roberts began his career with Westword in 1990 as music editor. In 1999, he took on a new role, full-time media reporter, as author of a column called The Message. In 2008, he became the lead writer for Westword‘s news blog, The Latest Word, a position he held until January 2023. Michael continues to freelance for Westword, covering everything from business to sports and the media; he also contributes to Jazziz, a national music magazine. He holds a bachelor’s degree from what is now Colorado Mesa University and master’s degrees from the University of California, Los Angeles, and Northwestern University.

michaelrobertscolo@gmail.com

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