Photos: Our Seven Favorite “Stop Having Loud Sex” Notes on Condomania

You may recall Condomania as the company that ranks states by penis size -- and Colorado rose much higher in the most recent survey. But the site also has a blog that recently introduced a new feature -- the "Stop Having Loud Sex" note of the day -- and the...
By Michael RobertsJanuary 21, 2015
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You may recall Condomania as the company that ranks states by penis size — and Colorado rose much higher in the most recent survey. But the site also has a blog that recently introduced a new feature — the “Stop Having Loud Sex” note of the day — and the most recent batch is consistently hilarious. Check out seven photo-illustrated examples below.

See also: Photos: Top Twenty States by Penis Size — and Colorado’s Rising Number

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Michael Roberts began his career with Westword in 1990 as music editor. In 1999, he took on a new role, full-time media reporter, as author of a column called The Message. In 2008, he became the lead writer for Westword‘s news blog, The Latest Word, a position he held until January 2023. Michael continues to freelance for Westword, covering everything from business to sports and the media; he also contributes to Jazziz, a national music magazine. He holds a bachelor’s degree from what is now Colorado Mesa University and master’s degrees from the University of California, Los Angeles, and Northwestern University.

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