Audio By Carbonatix
Ever wonder what your favorite local musicians are doing during the week? Presumably, the majority of them are working at jobs, like normal people. At least that’s what you’d think until you stopped by the Denver Message Board and sorted through the myriad posts. Musicians and scenesters go to the DMB (whose unofficial motto is “You can’t spell dumb without D-M-B and U”) to vilify one another for sport — anonymously, of course — and respond to such cerebral threads as this one posted by a user named Eww: “Local singer who likes to secretly fart into the mike at shows.” Obviously, there’s not a lot of actual work getting done.