Gratuitous randomness: They said I could be anything

Life is a crazy thing. One day everything's fine, everything's great,; the next day you may wake up and find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile with a beautiful wife and a career as a time-traveling super-sleuth with a late mortgage payment and no other skill sets. You...
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Life is a crazy thing. One day everything’s fine, everything’s great,; the next day you may wake up and find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile with a beautiful wife and a career as a time-traveling super-sleuth with a late mortgage payment and no other skill sets. You can grow up to be anything, it’s true, but because it’s all too easy to get locked in on the career track — and because it’s Wednesday, the day that we bring you the best of our weird internets world in a compendium of images loosely related to whatever topic we happen to come up with — we’re urging you to choose wisely. Here are six possible options.

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