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The very idea of some some schmo coming up and offering to guide or teach me on a frontcountry mountain sounds ri-goddamn-diculous. But I guess it happens, because Vail Resorts is stepping up efforts to bust underground lessons and guide services on their hill. In a recent undercover sting, they nailed a dozen illegal instructors, who face fines of up to $5,000 and a (gasp!) lifetime ban from all Vail Resorts.
Not surprisingly, most of the guilty guides were former Vail Resorts
employees, and several of them had coached their clients to deny any
exchange of funds for services. Vail Resorts launched the sting at the
urging of their own current employees, who were probably pissed that
they were losing tips to former pals who didn’t have to wear the blue
jacket with the snowflake on it anymore.
The Forest Service helped out with the sting, noting that any guides or instructors selling skiing, hunting, rafting, hiking or snowmobiling services on public land without a permit face fines and federal charges.
“Our big message that we try to get across
is that this is for public safety,” (Forest Service ranger Don) Dressler said. “We permit people
who are licensed and insured and properly trained. I can understand the
economics of the situation, and we sympathize, but we need to protect
the public.”
Frankly, I’m surprised there’s much of a market for underground guiding or instruction. I mean, if some drunk brah came up to me at Paddy’s and told me he could cut me a deal on showing me how to stem christie or take me to a mythical stash in “Blue Sky Basin,” I’d laugh in his face. But I guess I can’t say the same for that family from Lubbock who walks in trying to find their hotel in Avon.
Have you encountered underground offers for guiding or instruction? Have you offered them? Tell us about it in the comments below.
