Live Review: Animal Collective at Cervantes’

Thickly bearded and shrouded beneath a floppy hat, Sir Richard Bishop warmed up the eager, Monday night crowd. Sort of an edgier Leo Kottke, after about thirty minutes of lighting-quick guitar instrumentals he lightheartedly lambasted the freak folk scene, trying to count the beards in the crowd. Then he broke…

What You Missed This Weekend

Click the links for a slideshow of the event The Omens Hi-Dive Saturday, May 19th Yerkish and Red Cloud West Oriental Theater Friday, May 18th The BBC America Brit Bus Tour Civic Center Park Saturday, May 19th Bow Wow Vows Aspen Grove Saturday, May 19th…

Colfax Marathon: Street of Pain

The concept is great: a marathon on the longest non-highway street in America. It’s the reality that sucks, at least for those of us who subjected ourselves yesterday to the torture that was the Colorado Colfax marathon. The course is an uphill battle of Colfaxian proportions, with the majority of…

Third Annual Colfax Crawl–May 19, 2007

Red Room (along with seven other bars along East Colfax) 7:00 pm Saturday, May 19 My favorite memory from my first Colfax Crawl was my former German roommate being mistaken for a prostitute. We were sitting on the corner of Colfax and Williams stuffing Burger King in our drunken mouths,…

Boulder’s Sex Problem

Enough already. Our local guardians of morals have been getting a lot of mileage out of being shocked, shocked, at the way a panel of randy “experts” from the World Affairs Conference were allowed to espouse sexual experimentation to Boulder High School kids last month. Vince Carroll has been turning…

Edinburgh, Scotland: Ballad of Little D

Chief, I used some miles to upgrade to business class on the flight over here thinking I might cop a few z’s and arrive in Europe fresh. The only problem with this plan is my notorious penchant to abuse open bars. I am older and wiser now, so I thought…

Lights Out at the Blue Spruce Motel

Click here to view the slideshow It was disaster waiting to happen. In the second week of April, Aurora officials got some phone calls warning that the Blue Spruce Motel, a notorious dump on East Colfax, could be closing any day. On Friday, April 13, Aurora’s community development planner, Paul…

Transformers: More Than Meets the…Something

There has been big buzz about the Transformers movie coming out this July. Personally, I could care less. Wake me up when there is a ThunderCats movie. I am all about the hotness that is Lion-O. Michael Bay, the director of the Transformers movie, release high-resolution pictures of the robots…

Home and Charity

Click here for the slideshow Space. Enough space for nine-year-old Charity Norwood to play. Space for her older sister, Essence, and space for her older brother. Micah. Space for her younger siblings: JoVaughn, Autumn and Majesty. And finally, some space for Lisa Norwood, the mother of the six children who…

Full on Fruition

“On my second night at Fruition, I lit my menu on fire. It wasn’t a big fire—just the sort one gets from an unfortunate proximity of a heavy-bond paper menu to a small candle on the dinner table. I put the fire out with the palm of my hand—thankful, in…

Full on Fruition

“On my second night at Fruition, I lit my menu on fire. It wasn’t a big fire—just the sort one gets from an unfortunate proximity of a heavy-bond paper menu to a small candle on the dinner table. I put the fire out with the palm of my hand—thankful, in…

A Good-Bye in Vegas

Former Westword staffer Tony Perez-Giese is now looking for stories around the globe, and will be sending us periodic dispatches. A final weekend in Vegas is just the last in what has proved to be a long string of bad decisions. It is slight comfort to know that I did…

Sarah Cass Will Take Your Picture

Attention young, hip, creative-types of Denver! Need a photo to help launch your musical, acting, fashion, artistic, writing, dancing and/or modeling career? Look no further than local scenesterette Sarah Cass. The 21-year-old photographer from Grand Junction has been building quite a portfolio as of late by snapping promo pics for…

Nappy Headed CO

Everyone, welcome Cat’s special visitor for the day. She has hair issues. No, seriously, real ones. Help a girl out… Any person darker than a peach crayon can tell you that its hard trying to find a place in Colorado to get your hair done. Finding a salon that specializes…

80s Toy Flashback–Glo Worms

Image from Wikipedia The Glo Worm was a toy only the 80s could love. It had one function–glowing when it was hugged tight. But that one purpose made it one of the top selling toys during the decade. I was 7-years-old when I learned that the hard face of the…

Breaking a 33-Year Stalemate

Today Colorado senators Wayne Allard and Ken Salazar, along with congressional reps Mark Udall and Marilyn Musgrave, gathered with Long’s Peak as their backdrop and announced a “new” piece of legislation that was 33 years in the making. Allard spoke of the “immense tectonic forces” that shaped Rocky Mountain National…

How far would you go for a Violet Crumble candy bar?

Never heard of a Violet Crumble? Don’t worry, because neither has most of the rest of the world outside of Australia, Hawaii and parts of the U.K. But personally, I’m somewhat obsessed with the stranger extremes of the confectionery arts and have spent many an evening wandering around the dry-stock…

How far would you go for a Violet Crumble candy bar?

Never heard of a Violet Crumble? Don’t worry, because neither has most of the rest of the world outside of Australia, Hawaii and parts of the U.K. But personally, I’m somewhat obsessed with the stranger extremes of the confectionery arts and have spent many an evening wandering around the dry-stock…

How Far Would You Go For…

Okay, so after the totally less-than-smashing success of my last attempt at getting all you grubniks more involved in the day-to-day business of this blog thingamajig (my ill-fated “What’s your favorite taste of Colorado” question, posed just ahead of this year’s Best of Denver issue in a thinly-veiled and desperate…

How Far Would You Go For…

Okay, so after the totally less-than-smashing success of my last attempt at getting all you grubniks more involved in the day-to-day business of this blog thingamajig (my ill-fated “What’s your favorite taste of Colorado” question, posed just ahead of this year’s Best of Denver issue in a thinly-veiled and desperate…