Video: Hey, kids, let’s have some fun in gas masks!

There are some memories from elementary school that just seem to stick in your mind: The time Tanya broke her arm on the tire swing… the gym teacher singing “Wind Beneath My Wings” at the school talent show… all that hilarious farting. But after watching the video after the jump,…

Beware cyclists! Bike thieves at work in LoDo

Yesterday, a woman who works as a hair stylist in LoDo complained to me about a rash of recent bike thefts in the area. Indeed, a quick check of Denver Police reports since Tuesday shows that at least six people who locked up their bikes near 17th and Wynkoop, and…

HALO surveillance cameras: Denver Police like to watch

This summer, the Denver Police Department is planning on moving its mobile HALO surveillance cameras to a high-crime neighborhood near you. Read about our trip inside the HALO control center and click here to check out a slideshow of some of the cameras in their natural environment…

Westword Music Showcase reviewed: Arby’s

See more Showcase photos at westword.com/slideshow. Arby’s, 6:30 p.m. The most insane, out-of-control venue at the Westword Music Showcase? No, it wasn’t Broadway’s with the metal bands or The Garage for the punkers. It was at the fucking Arby’s. Never before have I witnessed a fast food restaurant in a…

Video: How to make a John Lennon Latte

I thought I saw a vision of Jesus in my latte, but it was actually the guy who’s bigger than Jesus, John Lennon. In this video, local latte artist Michael Keen of Studio 6 Coffee in the Santa Fe Arts District shows how to do one of his many foamy…

Not-So-New Urbanism: Bradburn Village

The Congress for the New Urbanism is holding its annual conference in Denver June 10-14, complete with bus tours of our most well-known new urbanist enclaves. But how do you judge walkable, neighborhood-based developments? Is it by the diversity (or lack thereof) of their residents, the number of parks nearby,…

Dealin’ Doug buys $2 million crash pad in One Lincoln Park

In May, we wrote about local auto pitchman “Dealin’ Doug” Moreland’s nasty dispute with Erik Osborn, the developer of über-fancy, über-troubled residential tower called One Lincoln Park. Osborn is currently awaiting trial on charges that he funneled money from his many construction projects to pay for his lavish Polo Club…

Video: Stop that Ski Train!

We thought we’d said our last goodbye of the Ski Train as it pulled out of Denver for the final time last month. But it looks like some hardcore rail lovers are chasing the famous orange Denver Rio Grande & Western Ski Train through Illinois as it heads to its…

A video Commerce City won’t be using to improve its image

In hopes of revamping its image as an industrial hellhole, Commerce City has hired an economic development consultancy to recast the berg as a diverse, forward-thinking municipality. The $80,000 the city is paying Texas-based AngelouEconomics should buy plenty of dreamy PowerPoint presentations. But one video they probably won’t be using…

Who tried to blow up the Fat Cat Sports Bar?

View Larger Map Some dirty dogs tried to blow up the Fat Cat Sports Bar (aka, Fat Cat Pub, Fat Cat Inn) Sunday morning between the hours of 1 and 6:15 a.m. According to a police report about the incident at 5060 North Federal, “unknown persons started a fire involving…

Take a summertime tour of Denver’s graffiti hotspots

One advantage of traveling through Denver’s offbeat locations while reporting for Westword is that you sometimes get a first peek at some fresh graffiti pieces or notice little random blips of street art. Here’s a slideshow of some of the fine works I’ve spotted and snapped over the last month…

The other Birdman is coming to Nederland tomorrow

No, not Chris Andersen, you fairweather, bandwagon Nuggets fans. I’m talking about the original Birdman, Tony Hawk. It’s not every day that the most famous skateboarder in the world shows up at a mellow, hippie enclave like Nederland. Hawk and and members of his Birdhouse skateboarding team will be doing…

Where for art thou, schooner?

Last night, the Edgewater Inn was the only bar I could find on the westside that wasn’t crammed ass to elbow for the Nugs game. I ordered a beer and the lady working the bar asked if I would like it sooner. Of course I would like it sooner, I…