Hobo with a Shotgun is this week’s most ridiculous trailer

They just don’t make ’em like they used to. Well, actually, they just don’t make as many of them as they used to, but when it comes to vigilante/exploitation B-flicks, apparently, it turns out they make ’em exactly like they used to. Case in point: Hobo with a Shotgun, the…

Comment of the day: Joel Warner’s night moves are shady

This summer, don’t forget that it is important to hold onto at least one thing you’ve got, because it does matter if it makes it or not: The 88-Drive-In Theatre needs you to stay alive. So says Joel Warner, who, in his post about the 88 Drive-In yesterday, makes an…

Four weird no-wave films

The no-wave movement of film-making, which used ultra-low budgets and a punk sensibility to produce films heavily steeped in mood but with generally incoherent story-lines, had a big impact: Besides being heavily influential for directors like Jim Jarmusch and David Lynch, it pretty much single-handedly launched the career of Steve…

How to celebrate Cinco de Mayo: Shut up

A lot of people in America don’t know much about Cinco de Mayo. One popular perception, for example, is that it’s Mexico’s Independence Day; in fact it’s not — that would be September 16 — so it’s no surprise that, when we’re celebrating Cinco de Mayo, many of us have…

The White Stuff

The Kentucky Derby may well be the cufflink-sporting James Bond of horse races, but it’s still held in Kentucky, which means one thing: Gather the kinfolk and load up yonder jalopy, because it’s time to party like hillbillies. Preferably at the White Trash Derby Bash. “I’ve been doing it for…

Poetry, Pardner

Descending from the Spanish verb rodear, to “round up,” the noun “rodeo” encircles a lot of territory — and while the 22nd annual Poetry Rodeo probably won’t include any bull-riding or bucking broncos, it’s sure to rope in a diverse representation of Colorado’s poetry scene. “It’s a roundup of extraordinary…

Cinco Swim

Denver’s Cinco de Mayo celebration is one of the biggest — if not the biggest — in the country, maybe the world (but then, the holiday is not that big a deal in Mexico). That’s the claim, at least, of NEWSED, the community-development nonprofit that runs the festival in Civic…

Doing Donuts

When Superior Donuts director Bruce Sevy, associate arts director at the Denver Center for the Performing Arts, first saw the play at the Steppenwolf Theatre in Chicago, he wondered if it was too particular to the Windy City to translate. It is, after all, heavily steeped in one of the…

A new sculpture for Denver comes at a steep price

A little over four years ago, Frank Bingham’s entire family was killed at the corner of 15th and Arapahoe streets downtown when he, his wife and two children were struck by a drunk driver while crossing the street. Only Bingham survived. At the time, Bingham was the director of the…

Gratuitous randomness: America, f*ck yeah!

This weekend, America proved once again that no matter how far you run, no matter how well you hide, or possibly don’t really bother to run or hide at all, you can’t escape the badass eagle-sword of eventual justice! Osama bin laden is dead, and to celebrate — and also…

Why we’ll miss the Westminster Mall

Eating lunch at Olive Garden (and I will say only that my regrettable choice to dine at the Olive Garden was both predicated heavily on free breadsticks and not worth it) after a trip to Toys ‘R’ Us to get a remote-control helicopter and some LEGOs on Saturday, I was…

President Obama is dead? Your moment of lulz

Admittedly, “Obama” and “Osama” are pretty similar names, so you can understand slipping up a little — the big difference, really, is that one of them normally gets “president” in front of it, while the other is followed by “bin laden.” Also, the former would probably be unlikely to declare…

Another month come and gone: April 2011 in photos

It seems like just a couple of days ago we were making out the rent check for April, and next thing we know, it’s already time to pay rent again and we hardly remember anything we did in the last thirty days, mostly because we were drunk the whole time…