Hemingway’s Garden of Eden is this week’s most ridiculous trailer

Of the modernists, Ernest Hemingway was by far the most man-friendly: A robust outdoorsman with a spartan style, Hemingway personified his best characters and in fact eclipsed them in legend. And though, like them, he had a brooding dark streak that eventually led to his demise, the portrait of him…

The Ratcracker and ten other sad endings to Christmas stories

Everyone knows The Nutcracker, but few people know the story — and that’s for a good reason: It’s is so slight, it’s almost incoherent. Yeah, there’s a pseudo-plot in the first act about a battle with a Rat King or something, but that’s all wrapped up by the second act,…

Dendiggityopolis: Westword parents make their kids draw superheroes

Superman provides the basic template: publicly mild-mannered and lame, but secretly able to jump tall buildings and dominate everything. The potential for variations on that superhero theme is basically endless — and particularly so coming from kids, whose superheroes, unencumbered by the conventions of the genre, don’t really have to…

One chapter book reviews: Short, chapter 18

People read novels for two major reasons: for a good yarn, first and foremost, but also to be immersed in a world that’s different from the one they occupy — not just to learn about how it works, but to feel it, to experience its dramas and to know the…

Free movie time: End of the Line at Green Spaces tonight

Ah, the social justice film. We know this trick: They lure you in with their compelling story line and gorgeous cinematography, only to depress you with their social problem for which you are at least indirectly complicit. Today, we learn about the horrors of the fishing industry in The End…

Story Time

When you strip away the jingles, the barrage of products and the unrelenting shopping blitz, the holidays are basically about nostalgia — our memories of childhood and our need to recapture that more innocent time. And that’s really one of the only reasons we endure what the holidays actually are,…

One-Star Routine

If you’re looking for Greg Warren while he’s in town for a five-night stand at the Comedy Works downtown, there’s an excellent chance you’ll find him at the Cheesecake Factory on the 16th Street Mall. “I talk a lot about restaurants because I eat two or three meals a day…

Soul Train

“Flamenco is not folk art,” argues Natalia Perez Vel Villar. “It’s an art. I always try to make the point of how difficult it is.” She’d know. Having begun her training as a flamenco dancer in her teens (she started in ballet, but switched), Perez Vel Villar has spent most…

Viva La Revolución!

Revolution and art have always gone hand in hand, from the Bolshevik-era propaganda of the Soviets to the freak-out frescoes of the psychedelic ’60s. That’s why, for Zach Alexander, the best way to bring a bunch of disparate social-change groups together is under one big artistic umbrella. “The thing we…

A Spell on You

Of all the great female jazz singers of the mid-twentieth century, Nina Simone was perhaps the most distinctive, enigmatic, occasionally bewildering. And so it makes sense that An Evening With Nina, Shadow Theatre Company’s new musical about her life, would be similarly hard to describe. It’s a sort-of-musical about a…

Gratuitous Randomness: Sad monkeys + Morrissey lyrics

One way to think of monkeys is as extremely ugly children — at least, that’s how we like to think of monkeys, because if you think of them that way, then everything they do is hilarious, even when they’re sad. So because Wednesday is by most estimates the most depressing…

A dancing mascot stars in your moment of lulz

Everyone knows mascots are creepy. Like clowns, they hide behind a mask of anonymity, which, in addition to their bizarre appearance, allows them a license to act in ways that are human-like, but just far enough outside of the realm of normal human behavior that the combination is more than…

Tonight: The Wolverine Way is the badass way

No matter how you slice it, wolverines are badasses. They live in the northernmost regions of the world, remote, forbidding climates that test even the most rugged of humans. They will summit a sheer mountain slope for no discernible reason, and, with a size clocking in at about three feet…

A very special Christmas message from the Prophet Elijah

People like to make their voices heard — and here at Westword, our poor editorial assistant is often an unwilling outlet for that: We get a lot of random people leaving messages on our general line. They complain about our coverage, leave us bizarre, incoherent “tips,” or, in the case…

The Warrior’s Way is this week’s most ridiculous trailer

The upside is, every so often, a work of art comes along that is so innovative it changes the whole paradigm of its media, bearing a tangible influence on everything that follows. The downside is, most of what follows is a pale imitator — like how every movie with an…