All in the Family

Perhaps more than any other genre of American music, zydeco brings to mind some distinctly down-home associations; the Cajun blend of country, Creole and blues is steeped in family traditions. And when it comes to family traditions, those ties don’t run much deeper than they do in Leroy Thomas. Son…

Better Run, Turkey

Whether you’re looking for wholesome family fun or campy holiday weirdness on Thanksgiving, chances are you’ll find something at the 37th annual Mile High United Way Turkey Trot. “Each year we have a handful of really serious runners, but the vast majority of people are families who have done the…

Tonight: 101 Broadway gets spectacular, brings on the reindeer

It’s been a long, ongoing, dirty process of restoring the First Avenue Hotel at 101 Broadway — for the last year and a half or so, owner Jesse Morreale (of Rockbar, La Rumba and Mezcal, among others) has been slowly but surely pecking away at restoring the long-vacant landmark, restoring…

Gratuitous Randomness: Joseph Decreux, archaic rapper

The internetz are all about the law of unintended consequences: Once you put it out there, there’s no telling where it’ll go or in what form it will return. Of course, there were no internetz back in the day of Joseph Decreux, but it’s perhaps reasonable to speculate that the…

Trollchan: 4chan founder moot trolls Wikipedia founder Jimmy Wales

If you use Wikipedia on any kind of regular basis, you’ve seen the banner: “A personal appeal from Wikipedia founder Jimmy Wales,” accompanied by the ponderous mug of Wales himself, staring contemplatively off into the far distance, getting ready to ask you for money so he can keep that site…

Monday Night Football: That’s what she said?

The game of football has a long, storied tradition of homoerotica: the spandex pants, the frequent bending over, the sweaty, man-on-man grappling — it’s a classic case of Sparta syndrome: athletic, highly ritualized body-worship. And though uncomfortable fruit-salad shots and gratuitous ass-slapping are by no means unusual in a televised…

A hapless animal shelter worker stars in your moment of lulz

There are many things that are hilarious about cats, but probably chief among them is the juxtaposition between their cuteness and their evilness. Because they are evil. They might appear to like you — sometimes — and they might be nice to you — once in a while — but…

Five foods better than turkey for your Thanksgiving feast

Everyone knows turkey sucks. It’s dry, it’s boring and the only reason people eat it is because it conveniently feeds a lot of people at the same time. That is a stupid reason to eat anything. And it’s especially stupid on a holiday whose entire purpose is to eat as…

Free Movie Time: Sugar Cane Alley at the Blair-Caldwell Library

Alright, so the original title of Sugar Cane Alley is Rue Cases-Nègres, which means it’s French — so the fact that the film swept the César Awards (the French equivalent of the Oscars) when it was released in 1983 might not mean that much, because French people are snooty and…

Groucho Marx, the original gangsta of smartassery

Frank Ferrante does a Groucho Marx so convincing he doesn’t even rehearse his show anymore; it’s all ad-libbed. And while Ferrante does incorporate some classic lines into An Evening with Groucho, his Groucho Marx tribute show, it’s not so much a rehashing of Marx’s material as an embodiment of it…

One chapter book reviews: Pukka

Much like God dictated the Bible to its various writers, a dog named Pukka dictated Pukka to its author, Ted Kerasote. Or at least that’s the conceit. The follow-up to Merle’s Door, a book someone named Elizabeth Marshall Thomas called “The best book ever written about dogs” (so the book…

Local filmmakers and local films galore at EFPalooza, starting tonight

Today is a good day for local films — like, a ridiculously good day. On top of the Adventure Film Festival starting today in Boulder and tonight’s one-time screening of the locally shot Our Good Friend, Jesus Christ, this evening marks the opening of EFPalooza, the Emerging Filmmakers Project’s four-day…

Foursquare profiles: Michael Mulhern, mayor of the 15 Bus

Michael Mulhern would like you to know that he is “not a crack whore.” Apparently, that’s the first thing people assume when you’re the mayor of the 15 Bus via East Colfax. “Yeah, I got a lot of weird comments when I posted that I got that mayorship on Facebook…

Happy Joy Day is Happy

Director Chip Mabry’s documentary portrait of Portland’s Rose City Rollers won best in show at both the Crossroads Film Festival and the Indie Spirit Film Festival this year, and the Brutal Beauty film tour has been selling out in theaters across the country. Despite his film’s success, Mabry says tonight’s…

He Left His Marx

The word “impersonator” does not always have positive connotations, bringing to mind sweaty fat men in pompadours and rhinestone-studded white karate suits, puffing up the stairs and presiding over drunk weddings. Frank Ferrante is not that kind of impersonator. Sure, his act is called An Evening With Groucho and essentially…

As Seen on TV

John Oliver is not a journalist, but he plays one on TV. Actually, he plays a journalist in real-life situations that are broadcast on TV — which can lead to some pretty bizarre situations. “The first one I did was the Israeli ambassador,” Oliver recalled in an interview now on…

Gratuitous randomness: Heeeere’s… Johnny?

For anyone who’s ever seen The Shining, it’s the image you can never erase from your mind: a terrified Shelly Duvall watching the ax splinter the door right before Jack Nicholson at his most crazy-eyed does that famous line: Heeere’s Johnny! Which, of course, makes it a hilarious joke if…