Kenny Be’s Yard Arteology: Big Rock Gazebo Mountain

The study of neighbors through their lawn ornaments… Figure 9. University: Big Rock Gazebo Mountain Before the advent of extreme sports, day-tripping Denverites moved slowly enough on mountain trails to notice things like rocks. No recreational outing to “the hills” was complete without the return of a trunkful of the…

Kenny Be’s Yard Arteology: Anarchitecture

The study of neighbors through their lawn ornaments… Figure 8. Five Points: Anarchitechture Back in 1978, architect Frank Gehry added a couple of metal sheds to the front of his Los Angeles home and covered the roof in chain-link fencing. He was instantly crowned the king of the deconstructivists and…

Kenny Be’s Hip Tip: From the Hip Tip time machine

This Hip Tip was originally published in the February 17-23, 1988 issue of Westword. Now, twenty years later, a look at the bright side means hoping that the environment (and its new energy economy) will be great for (ending) the recession…

Kenny Be’s Yard Arteology: Downspout Saguaros

The study of neighbors through their lawn ornaments Figure 7. Berkeley: Downspout Saguaros Arizonans who move to Denver are usually happy to leave all reminders of that hellhole behind. It would never occur to them to announce their Arizona-allegiance by constructing saguaros out of cheap building materials, even if it…

Kenny Be’s Yard Arteology: Caught in the act

The study of neighbors through their lawn ornaments… Figure 6. Hale: (Am)Bushed While there is no university program in place to earn a degree as a Yard Arteologist, the training can take years. It would almost be fair to say that the coursework is only available at the School of…

Kenny Be’s Worst-Case Scenario: global romance meltdown

The way the stock market is falling, singles may soon be creating new online profiles that project the diminished expectations (and increased opportunities!) of the ongoing global dating crisis by using terms found in home-foreclosure listings…..

Kenny Be’s Yard Arteology:Yardada Art Garden

The study of neighbors through their lawn ornaments… Figure 5. Villa Park: Yardada Art Garden For many, the practice of yard art starts with the purchase of a ready-made ornament from the garden store and ends with its tasteful display as the focal point of a favored flower bed. For…