Over the Weekend: The Black Keys at The Fox

The Black Keys, Jerry Joseph & The Jackmormons Friday, July 17 The Fox Better Than:Engine oil under your fingernails, sweat running down your back and your car in good working order once again. Zero frills. A white drum kit with two toms and three cymbals, a bag of extra sticks…

Shmuck of the Week: The Idol audition dog-killer

Sometimes we have to dig a little to find a shmuck worthy of our weekly dishonor. And sometimes, a dude lets his girlfriend’s terrier die a slow death out in the car while he watches her audition for American Idol. Oh, Quincy Vanderbilt from North Dakota. You could have done…

Mile High Music Festival Q&A: Incubus

Incubus was three-fifths of the way formed back in high school in California twenty years ago. Safe to say the band had no idea how popular its music would be – the group has three platinum albums in the US, and two of those went platinum twice. Born in the…

To the shock of no one, PETA barbecues a naked woman

The National Cattlemen’s Summer Convention is in town right now, and People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals responded in a way that only PETA could: by spray-painting a naked employee red and black and having her lie on a grill outside the downtown Sheraton, where the conference is being…

Film on the Rocks is awesome

A few things we learned at yesterday’s Film on the Rocks screening of Office Space: 1. Office machines are no match for blunt instruments. Not the printer in the parking lot and not the fax machine on stage, and that was all before the movie even started. 2. People hate…

Civic Center Eats: Crepes at the Cowboy Cart

Dana Hill and bunch of his college buddies run a crepe stand out of wooden box they call the Cowboy Cart. But this box has a serious culinary pedigree. For Hill and his friends, college was Johnson & Wales’s College of Culinary Arts. And the Cart is a custom kitchen…

Arts & Crafts with the Boulder Acoustic Society!

You could purloin a copy of Boulder Acoustic Society’s new album, Punchline, using whatever methods you kids use to rip music off the internet, but then how would you see the band in 3D? When you purchase a hard copy of Punchline, out August 18th on Nine Mile Records, not…

Pictureplane gets Best New Music’d

Pitchfork’s Mark Richardson can’t get enough of Travis Egedy’s Pictureplane, slapping the most coveted three words in modern music criticism on “Goth Star,” the first offering from his upcoming full length, Dark Rift. The album’s out on August 4th on Lovepump United. Richardson starts by marveling at 2007’s “Flashion (You…

The Flash Mob is having no problem finding its groove

The Flash Mob is a band that had no problem finding its groove. Formed from the remnants of Boondok Saints and Ultrachronic, the outfit got off to an auspicious start providing main support for the Flobots and hasn’t looked back. A song the players wrote the first time they practiced…

Last Night’s Show: The Rouge at Red Rocks

Imagine that you are a member of the Rouge. You’ve just completed your first tour. One of the stops was at L.A.’s Knitting Factory, where you played for six labels and a couple of them showed interest. Less than a week later, you come home and play Red Rocks, which…

Last night’s “panic hour” at the Lancer Lounge

The Lancer Lounge is crowded, but you can sidle up to the bar easily. Which is sort of surprising, given that it’s “panic hour,” where well drinks and draft beer are free. I guess it helps that it’s 10 p.m. on a Monday — no time for an upstanding citizen…

Civic Center Eats: Sweet Revenge cookies

Tom Eschino used to work as a medical marketer. He would send his homemade cookies to doctors as a thank-you for their business, but things turned sour when he was laid off last year. Eschino says the cookies were partly to blame — the company claimed he put in too…

Charity vs. rugby team in eating contest. Who ya got?

Who do you think can eat more hot dogs in a short period of time: the chefs and volunteers from Project Angel Heart, which feeds over 800 meals to sick and housebound patients every day, or the Glendale Raptors rugby team? Project Angel Heart Executive Chef Jon Emanuel wasn’t too…

The last food court on 16th Street

After stopping by the Tabor Center to stare at what had been the third-floor food court, I headed down the 16th Street Mall to visit the last surviving food court: Republic Plaza. “At last,” I thought, when I saw the neon and smelled the grease as I neared Court Pl…

The demise of the Tabor Center’s food court

There’s no shortage of places to get food along the 16th Street Mall. But if you’re after a grab bag of mediocre grub served from metal basins behind glass barriers — a food court, in other words — things are grim and getting grimmer. Last Friday’s closing of Panda Express…

Last Night’s Show: Meese at Twist & Shout

The Next Denver Band To Make It, Meese, anointed by Atlantic Records way back in October of 2007, yesterday delivered their debut LP Broadcast. They celebrated by playing a free show for maybe a couple hundred of their closest friends at Twist & Shout. The brothers Meese and Co. played…

Over the Weekend: White Rabbits at Bluebird Theater

White Rabbits, Crocodiles, The Subjects Friday, June 26, 2009 The Bluebird Better Than: Speeding down a deserted highway on a summer night. You get my bias up front for White Rabbits. These are hometown boys to me, formed in Columbia, Missouri, where I learned to love music. They’d already left…

Operation Fortune Cookie through drunk goggles

This week’s Westword cover story about Operation Fortune Cookie has it all: dirty cops, thousands of pot plants, Chinese food, big-ticket politicians, sacks of money and more. Writers for TV police dramas wish they could come up with stories this good. But man, it was, like, 7,000 words and that’s…

Last Night’s Show: Phoenix at The Bluebird

Phoenix, Amazing Baby Thursday, June 25, 2009 The Bluebird Better Than: Every show I’ve seen in the past year. Something happened last night at the Bluebird. I’m not sure exactly what the chemistry was, whether it was the world’s trendiest band or the fact that we are all feeling gooey…