Denver Zoo’s new general curator, Brian Aucone, returns home

Fourteen years ago, Brian Aucone was a lowly Denver Zoo intern, cleaning up animal poo and setting up exhibits. A biology student at the University of Northern Colorado, Aucone would drive to Denver from Greeley every Saturday to work at the zoo for free (and class credit). Now, after having…

Justin Bieber to Carmelo Anthony, via Twitter: I wanna cross you over

Guess which teen heartthrob wants to chat up Carmelo Anthony when he’s in town for a concert tomorrow? None other than Justin Bieber, the throbbiest heartthrob since that swishy-bang-ed kid from High School Musical, Dreamy McDreamEyes. Earlier today, Bieber tweeted Melo’s bride-to-be, Lala Vazquez, with a request: “Yo @lalavazquez tell…

Denver Zoo: Which baby animal is the cutest?!?

The cuteness overflow-eth at the Denver Zoo. This week, the zoo posted photos of its newest baby animals: four Amur tiger cubs born last month. To the surprise of no one with eyes and a heart, the cubs are effing adorable. But are they the cutest babies the zoo has…

Denver Zoo mourns Frosty the bear, welcomes sea lion pup

Call it the circle of life. This week, the Denver Zoo mourned the loss of a polar bear named Frosty and celebrated the birth of an effing adorable baby sea lion named… well, nothing yet. The baby is a very talkative girl whose vocalizations, as heard in the video below,…

Sex and babymaking resolution passed by DPS board: Study hard, kids

Denver’s public schoolchildren could soon be learning a lot more about the art of babymaking (and presumably, how to avoid it). The DPS Board of Education unanimously passed a resolution last week that calls for the district to ensure that kids “have access to science-based, comprehensive, medically-accurate, culturally relevant, and…

La La Vazquez wants to sell you her Jimmy Choos. For charity.

La La Vazquez, Carmelo Anthony’s soon-to-be-wife and sometimes-Colorado resident, wants to sell you the gold Gucci heels off her feet. To end poverty. Vazquez is auctioning off her goods on eBay to benefit Oxfam America, a nonprofit aimed at ending injustice. Among the items up for bid: a pair of…

Denver Public Schools debate how to teach kids to avoid the clap

On Thursday night, the Denver Public Schools Board of Education will talk about sex, baby. More specifically, they’ll talk about sex ed — and how it’s important that teenagers with raging libidos “have access to science-based, comprehensive, medically-accurate, culturally relevant, and age-appropriate sexuality education.” In other words, it’s not okay…

En Vogue will be En Denver for PrideFest

You know what’s better than the 19th most successful act of the 1990s and a teensy bit worse than the 17th most successful act? The 18th most successful act of the 1990s, which just so happens to be En Vogue — who just so happen to be headlining Denver PrideFest…