Denver Roller Dolls roll out an offer on eBay

Denver’s two roller derby leagues, profiled in the Westword’s feature “Denver’s Roller Derby Rivalry Could Start the Sport Rolling Across the Country,” are stepping up their games this year — both on the track and off. Exhibit A: The Rocky Mountain Rollergirls have been kicking ass against out-of-state teams, as…

Microsoft retail store coming to Denver: Get ready, nerds!

Everybody loves the Apple Store in the Cherry Creek Shopping Center. Even Westword. In 2006, we honored it with one of our annual Best Of awards: The Best Spot to Scope Smart Hotties. In 2009, we wrote about how the Apple Store is the modern-day mall arcade, teeming with “dozens…

Meet Denver’s newest, cutest baby!!!!!!

Don’t try to fight it: Baby monkeys are the most adorable. Like, six-exclamation-points adorable. Like, OMG!!!!!! THAT BABY MONKEY IS EFFING ADORABLE!!!!!! In light of that proven fact, say hello to Denver’s newest baby monkey, Kanani…

The evidence that put Willie Clark away

For Darrent Williams, New Year’s Eve 2006 started with a football game. After a disappointing loss to the San Francisco 49ers, the Denver Broncos cornerback and five of his friends from his home town of Fort Worth, Texas, headed to a nightclub called Safari, near Tenth Avenue and Broadway. They…

Denver Roller Dolls make their big debut

The Denver Roller Dolls — the fourth-best roller derby league in the country, according to the Derby News Network — have one of the best deals in derby. They’ve partnered with promoter AEG Live and Denver sports heavyweight Kroenke Sports Entertainment. Plus, they’ll skate in a revamped 6,500-seat mini-stadium: the…

Traveling trunk: Big wooden elephant arrives at Denver Zoo

What’s six feet tall, made of wood and never forgets? Why, the Denver Zoo’s new elephant statute, of course! Forgive our bad joke. It’s Friday afternoon and our brains are mushy. It’s true, however, that the zoo has a new wooden elephant statue, which will be on hand tomorrow for…

Elephants You’ll Remember

There’s a giant Las Vegas-style buffet at City Park today, but humans aren’t invited to eat. No, the vittles are for Mimi and Dolly, the Denver Zoo’s two Asian elephants. The zoo will fete the ladies starting at 11:30 a.m. in honor of National Elephant Day with an artistic buffet…