With Russell Wilson’s Cherry Hills home off the market, here are the priciest homes for sale on April 1. No foolin’.

“It’s hard going up against the 112th-richest man in the world. Basically, I brought a knife to a gunfight.”

“In these jobs, we all have ego. You don’t become a writer or a columnist without it. So the competition is real, and I welcome this opportunity with eyes wide open.”

“I just thought it would be fun to go by ‘Roger’ on the show. And since people say ‘Rog’ is short for ‘Roger,’ it’s not a huge deal either way.”

“To all those who joined in the fight to advance Christian, conservative values – thank you. It’s time to saddle up and ride!”

“Bill is the independent thinker, and I’m the rock-ribbed, MAGA-loving conservative,” says Hunt.

“Mr. Romero is pleased the court has reviewed the summary judgment motion and allowed all of his claims to move forward to a jury.”

Although the median price is $625,000, five houses are on the market right now for $310,000 or less – but let the buyer beware.