Best Flower to Burn as the World Does, Too
Champagne Patties by Single Source
Have you seen the world right now? Not great, Bob. Wildfires, unsolicited political opinions, a continued lack of mainstream comedies in movie theaters … when will the burning end? Probably never, but at least you can fight fire with fire with Champagne Patties by Single Source. The smell of rancid fruit and gasoline, a product of its Mimosa and Donny Burger lineage, might scare the uninitiated away at first, but they’ll quickly come to love the aroma and look of Single Source’s cut, which sweats trichomes and has the color scheme of a petrol rainbow. The comforting high is mellow and high in “fuck it” side effects, leaving enough energy to enjoy life without sweating the small stuff. And if it’s the big stuff that’s troubling you, take another rip, because the news will still be there to scare you tomorrow. No use letting the Champagne go flat.