This Weekend In Stoke: ‘One time, at snowboard camp…’

If you’re looking to try something new, this is the weekend for you: January is Learn to Ski & Snowboard Month and Winter Trails Month, it’s been dumping in the mountains and there are more camps, demos and competitions this weekend than you can shake a snowboard at. Here are…

10 things to do for $10 this weekend, January 14-16, 2011

For those of us that hate outdoor activities, winter is the best time of year, because most things happen indoors. None of those pesky barbecues or the guilt that comes from sitting inside all day when it’s a lovely 80 degrees out. We’ve got plenty of pleasant indoor activities going…

One chapter book reviews: Keeping Enemies Closer, chapter 24

Keeping Enemies Closer, the first novel from Littleton writer L.D. Stevens, is billed as a thriller, but it’s arguable that it’s closer to a fantasy. Not because the elements of a thriller (intrigue, plot twists, fear) aren’t there, and not because the elements of what the literary term “fantasy” implies…

The ten worst movies nominated for a 2011 Golden Globe

The 68th Golden Globe Awards will be handed out this Sunday. It’s a contractual obligation that all televised awards shows do not reward quality, and this will be no different; plenty of shitty movies will wind up being allowed to slap Golden Globe Winner on their DVD packaging. Of course,…

The Simpsons and five other really disturbing porno parodies

By some scientific estimates, over half the internet consists of pornography. That statistic is actually made up, but there’s no doubt that there is a mind-boggling amount of porn out there — so much of it, in fact, that there is a universal rule for it: “Rule 34: If it…

Five great looking clips from Festivus Film Festival

The Festivus Film Festival is getting ready to kick off tonight at the Bug Theatre, and we figured it was as good as time as any to dig into the festival schedule and try to find some stuff worth seeing. With somewhere around 60 films on display, there should be…

The Flying O.H.N.O. Twins can explain, and will tonight at BMoCA

The Flying O.H.N.O. Twins do a lot of things, but it’s also kind of hard to explain exactly what they do. Since the end of September, Donald Fodness and Alvin Gregorio’s (they’re the twins, you know) installation Shut Your Face Off has been intriguing and mildly confusing people at the…

You Grow, Girl!

Riva Sweetrocket’s lush pastels on paper — which look like oil paintings to the untrained eye — have been delighting Denverites for years. And she’ll undoubtedly pick up some new fans with her latest exhibit, Riva Sweetrocket: Extra Ordinary, which will be on display at the Denver Botanic Gardens, 1007…

The Pride of Santa Fe

As anyone who’s crawled the Art District on Santa Fe on First Friday knows, the stretch of Santa Fe Drive between Alameda and Twelfth avenues is filled with talent. So when Dana Cain started planning the second annual Art District Best of 2010, she wanted a discerning eye to judge…

The Really Great Outdoors

Outdoor adventurers take on the wilderness with love – and a healthy does of respect for the beauty and awesome power of nature. They risk their lives for the thrill of negotiating self-imposed challenges and the reward of seeing the greatest vistas the world has to offer; they inspire by…

Come Out of Hibernation

The Professional Ski Instructors Association, which is headquartered in Lakewood, will celebrate its fiftieth anniversary in 2011, starting with the annual Learn to Ski & Snowboard Month. The organization known as PSIA-AASI (it includes the American Association of Snowboard Instructors) partners each year with the National Ski Areas Association, the…

Hep-No-Tized

James R. Zingelman, better known by his stage name Rusty Z, is, in fact, a clinical hypnotherapist, but it’s unlikely that he’ll be helping anybody quit smoking at his show tonight. He may, however, convince you that you can speak Martian. “I’ve always been interested in it, since I was…

Funny Ladies

Just over a year ago, Heather Snow decided she wanted to do standup. Building her comedic chops around the city at open mikes, Snow noticed early on that with the small amount of time allotted to new comics, it was harder to hone her craft. Enter Ladies Laugh-In, a monthly…

Sneak Peek

Ocean Prime, a splashy new steak and seafood restaurant that will open on January 20 in Larimer Square, is hosting a preview tonight for Denver cognoscenti who put their money where their mouth is: Owner Cameron Mitchell and his crew are ushering in the New Year – and their new…