The Ten Best Comedy Events in Denver in December

Whether you’ve been staunchly making merry since Halloween or crankily sneer at the holiday cheer each year, December is unquestionably dominated by its traditions. Driven by consumerism, religiosity, and compulsory family bonding; for many, December is a month spent in frantic shopping malls and airports. This year, amid economic anxiety, polar vortexes and heartbreaking news reports, people might find themselves in dire need of a laugh. Entertainment is usually an afterthought in December, typically limited to agreeably mediocre Hollywood spectacle. Denver comedy, however, bundles up and trudges on through the month. While we may have fewer high-profile visitors than last month’s banner programming calendar, we have a proliferation of locally-produced showcases, including two live sketch comedy shows, for fans to enjoy. Our city’s comedy clubs and theaters are hosting on-the-rise comics and international TV stars with a devoted cult following. With events geared towards all sorts of audiences, ranging from the family-friendly to the 420-friendly, Denver comedy runs the entire giggle gamut this snowy month. So brave the polar vortex and take a break from the seasonal doldrums at one of these fine comedy shows.

How Reality TV Went From Launchpad to Dumpster

Minor spoilers for the second episode of The Comeback’s sophomore season. It’s no mystery why The Comeback, which returned for its second season this past Sunday after a nine-year hiatus, never became a big hit for HBO. Other mockumentaries like The Office, Parks and Recreation, and Modern Family have thrived,…

Kristen Stewart’s Not Bad Taking on Gitmo in Camp X-Ray

Let’s get this out of the way now: Kristen Stewart is fine in Camp X-Ray, the tough-minded/soft-hearted drama that packs America’s sweetheart off to Guantánamo Bay. The fact that such casting seems unlikely might be part of why she succeeds. Tasked with patrolling a cell block of detainees for twelve…

Surprisingly, Horrible Bosses 2 Is Not Horrible

The third-greatest scourge of the earth, right after online comments sections and bedbugs, is the unfunny comedy sequel, which may be why you think you should skip Horrible Bosses 2. The miraculous surprise is that Horrible Bosses 2 isn’t terrible at all. It’s looser, breezier and more confident than its…

In Foxcatcher, Everyone’s Got a Price

The du Pont family made its fortune selling gunpowder during the War of 1812, and soldiered on to invent everything ever worn by a cop: Kevlar, nylon, polyester, synthetic rubber. If you’ve cooked on Teflon pans, that money’s theirs, too. That means you’ve supported American patriotism, or at least heir…

Now Showing: This Week’s Art Options

Bob Knox and Michael Clapper. The William Havu Gallery is presenting simultaneous solos: Bob Knox: Real Abstract, which is made up of paintings, and Michael Clapper: Portals, which comprises sculptures. Knox is a New York artist; Clapper lives in Denver. The paintings mark various points of progression in Knox’s self-appointed…

Only the Strong Survive in The Homesman

Tales of the Old West continue to make up a significant portion of our cultural narrative, mostly because we still like to comfort ourselves with stories showing that ours is a land of opportunity. Making the trek to the American frontier promised a new life — or at the very…

Hot to Trot

Thanksgiving is one of those holidays that you can always come home to and expect everything to be pretty much the same: the Macy’s parade, the football, the turkey, the stuffing, the pumpkin pie. The faces around the table might change from year to year, but the sentiments do not:…

The Light Fantastic

There’s no better way to celebrate the holiday season than by touring a city aglow with shimmering lights, and the Grand Illumination, which takes place at multiple venues downtown, is Denver’s biggest synchronized lighting event. Beginning tonight at 6 p.m, the city will switch on more than 200,000 lights at…

Remembering a Massacre

Today marks the 150th anniversary of the Sand Creek Massacre, and there will be ceremonies and programs for much of the day at the Sand Creek Massacre National Historic Site in southeastern Colorado, just outside of Eads. Monument Hill will be closed to the public in the morning while tribal…

Elves off the Shelf

Forget about Santa for a moment: Tonight’s Downtown Littleton Elf Crawl is focused on the unsung heroes of Christmas, Santa’s little helpers. The inaugural event includes ten different stores within walking distance of each other; anyone who registers gets three tickets that can be used at any of those establishments…

Good Things in Small Packages

For anyone looking to stuff stockings with affordable handmade jewelry and pet treats, the second annual Small Business Saturday Artisan’s Market at Wazee Union has got you covered. More than forty local small businesses and artisans will come together in the heart of the River North Art District to sell…

Naturally Unnatural

Experimental filmmaker Vincent Grenier’s work resists the idea of pristine, untarnished nature — something that, in any case, is difficult to find. “Nature has been almost totally mediated by human interventions,” Grenier notes. “All the forests in the Northeast, for example, are young forests, as the area was completely deforested…

Hot Wheels

There are lots of ways to spend the Thanksgiving weekend in Denver, but many families end up at the annual Rocky Mountain Auto Show, which kicks off the official holiday season with a welcome distraction from Black Friday shoppers and fleeing skiers. Billed as the “Crème de la Chrome of…

State of the Union

In conjunction with Defaced, its exhibition on contemporary Romanian painters, the Boulder Museum of Contemporary Art sought to connect visitors with Colorado’s own vibrant Romanian community. The result is today’s celebration of Great Union Day, a Romanian holiday marking both the unification of Romanian provinces after Soviet occupation and the…

Blood Brothers

It took sixteen years for John Cougar Mellencamp, Stephen King and T Bone Burnett to launch Ghost Brothers of Darkland County, which lead actress Gina Gershon describes as “a Southern, rock, gothic, supernatural ghost story.” The musical follows Joe McCandless, whose older brothers, fighting over a woman, killed themselves and…

Love Hurts

The end of a relationship is never fun, but Andrzej Zulawski’s film Possession takes the concept of “bad breakup” to some very strange places. “One partner is moving on with their life; the other partner can’t accept that and demands to know why,” says Theresa Mercado, host of the Cruel…

The Buckaroo Stops Here

Waddie Mitchell grew up in the rarefied atmosphere of the Nevada ranchlands near Elko and spent years wrangling — and sitting around many a campfire, listening to stories — before finally hanging up his boots to become a bona fide cowboy poet in the ’80s. That’s when he helped found…

Black and White in Color

After cats and dogs, which cute animal rules the Internet? We’re willing to bet on pandas, especially the wee, roly-poly bamboo-gobbling denizens of China’s Wolong Conservation and Research Center in Sichuan Province, where young pandas are raised and prepared for release into the wild. There’s nothing cuter than baby pandas,…

Light Bright

Even if you were just at the Denver Botanic Gardens to catch the final days of the Chihuly exhibit, there’s no reason to skip your trip to the Blossoms of Light display, which opens tonight, because it really does get better each year as the DBG adds more and more…