Contagion reminds us it can happen here

Currently the fifth-to-last film on Steven Soderbergh’s ever-expanding pre-retirement slate, Contagion opens on day two of a global viral epidemic. Gwyneth Paltrow plays Beth Emhoff, an employee of an ominously unspecific multinational corporation who returns from a business trip in Hong Kong to her wintry Midwestern home feeling like crap…

Kink of the Jungle: A field guide to Denver’s wild life

It’s a jungle in there. The lighting is dim, but you can still spy the wild life scattered across the landscape. Writhing, naked slaves are shackled to crosses, their desperate wails punctuated by the “thud…thud…THUD” of leather floggers meeting tender skin. A dispassionate domme watches her collared subbie boy struggle…

The Book of Mormon will come to Denver early but won’t stick around long

Despite their nearly two decades of golden success, Trey Parker and Matt Stone have always put on for Colorado — magnum opus South Park, for example, is basically a fifteen-year-long-and-counting tribute to the home state — and given that track record, we weren’t surprised at all when they announced that…

R-U Engaged yarn-bombs a little fuzzy goodness onto Boulder B-Cycle

On Sunday night, R-U Engaged covered Boulder’s eleven B-cycle kiosks in “yarny knitted goodness,” as organizer the Man in Black describes. The group’s mission is to bring greater awareness to good causes via yarn-bombing. They’ve also set up a QR-code scavenger hunt in which participants can win one of five…

Top 5 post-Labor Day summer gear sales

If, like us, you spent some of your Labor Day weekend trying on winter gear in stifling heat at the Ski Rex and Sniagrab sales, here’s a quick reminder that the day after Labor Day is a great time to buy summer gear. Gotta love living in topsy-turvy Colorado, right?…

Pedaling to unity: ARTCRANK cranked it up (photos)

Consensus can be a tough thing to find among the disparate factions of the cycling community in Denver — Critical Mass, the Cherry Creek bike trail and the use of gears are some common areas of contention — but it appears there is at least one thing we all can…

Reader: “Tell me what I can do to help you with this disaster”

For a couple of years running, there has been, bar none, no cooler holiday light display in town than Lonnie Hanzon’s Hudson Holiday extravaganza — and certainly none even close to capturing the mod psychedelia of Hanzon’s efforts — so when we got word that the show can’t go on…

Photos: Conkwear Art/Clothing Installation at MegaFauna

One artist in the RiNo Art District helped continue the recent wave of creativity coming out of River North on Friday night. Megafauna, a newish boutique shop that caters to local artists, opened just shy of four months ago at 27th and Larimer streets just above the Meadowlark. On Friday,…

Fancy Tiger Fall Fashion: A preview to the Preview

If you’re anything like me, there comes a point during the summer where you pretty much stop giving a shit what you look like. It’s too hot to wear anything but those jean shorts you cut off around May that are now so thin that people can see your actual…

To Lonnie Hanzon, the King of Hudson Gardens: An open love letter

Word’s come down that the annual Hudson Holiday lighting extravaganza, designed by Lonnie Hanzon and bankrolled by the Museum of Outdoor Arts, is no more — and I’m telling you, I am crushed. That’s because I’m not only a holiday light-show junkie, but also a lover of the arts, and…

How to go swimming… in other people’s pools

Denver’s public pools have been closed for almost a month already, and if you don’t wanna fork over the cash for one last hurrah at Water World, what do you do? Baby pools in the yard suck, and chances are, if you have your own actual pool in your yard,…

Reader: “Yes, they hate our freedom”

We all know that radical Islamic Muslim extremist terrorists hate freedom — but do your children know? For any child born after 9/11, there’s the danger not only that they might forget, but that they might not even know how to hate and fear other cultures, and for that problem,…

Shark Night 3D is this week’s most ridiculous trailer

Perhaps because of our dependence on sight to warn us of oncoming danger, humans have an elemental fear of the obscured; you may have overcome your anxieties about what lives underwater and of the dark separately, but if you think you’re over it, I invite you to take a nice…

How to survive this year’s annual White Party at Club Beta

You know that scene in “Serial Mom” when Kathleen Turner’s character beats the juror to death with a phone receiver because she’s wearing white shoes after labor day? Well, things are luckily not that dramatic at Sunday’s Labor Day Annual White Party thrown by 3Deep Productions and a slew of…

GrowHaus’s new hydroponic lettuce farm combines sustainability and technology

GrowHaus, the community farm in Elyria-Swansea, just unveiled its state-of-the-art hydroponics farm. Once it’s fully installed, the organic (though not-yet-certified) greenhouse facility will grow a thousand heads of lettuce a month. It will be the largest lettuce growing facility of its kind — an organic, soil-less system called NGS, short…