Tomato Sauced

A normal outdoor music festival and a beer garden wasn’t enough for Copper Mountain Resort this year. The solution? Throw in some tomatoes, and then throw the tomatoes themselves. Make that two semi trucks full of squishy, smelly, beyond-ripe tomatoes. Now add in four bands and a ton of beer…

Small Is Big

Jillian Allison says that some of the most ingenious miniatures she’s seen were Tiffany-style lampshades fashioned out of golf balls, jewelry and paint. Allison, the Coordinator of Education and Programs at the Denver Museum of Miniatures, Dolls and Toys, explains that this kind of creativity is normal in the miniature…

What Mortal Kombat characters do in their leisure time

Let us babeality, if you will, back to a time when the internets were hardly born and the original NES was king, a simpler time when 16-bit graphics came along and blew our fucking mind. For anyone who experienced that revolution, Mortal Kombat was a game you could never forget,…

Who is Boobby Crane?

Man, our heads are really in the toilet these days. Wait. Are jokes about boobs considered “toilet humor”? Whatever, this photo probably qualifies as a dirty joke, just because its funny to say the word “booby.” Technically, on this sign we saw outside the Vine Street Pub yesterday said “Boobby,”…

Browser game of the week: Realm of the Mad God

Realm of the Mad God has been in beta for the past year, but it finally saw its real release this week and holy smokes, it’s a time-sink if we’ve ever seen one. On the surface it’s simply a fantasy-themed MMO shooter, but underneath that it’s so much more, drenched…

Today in Stoke: Denver skateboarder Julian Christianson wins big

Earlier this month, 303 Boards’ CLFX team skater Julian Christianson won the Denver stop of the Element Skateboards Make It Count contest series at the Lafayette Skatepark, earning a trip to skate at The Berrics in California with the Element pro team and compete in the Make It Count Finals…

Pabst hires local artists to tag the Matchbox

The wall on the side of the Matchbox bar gets tagged. A lot. When it was still Orange Cat Studios in 2008, the city painted over art for fear it contained messages geared to disturbing the Democratic National Convention; former owner Sean Rice wound up settling with the city. And…

Crafting queen, exploding table: Five disturbing things about Martha Stewart

There’s something inherently unsettling about a person as perfect-seeming as Martha Stewart, something steely and cold within that gaze of practiced affability that belies a certain underlying strain. You get the sense that, like all things tightly wound beyond their breaking point, Martha Stewart must eventually explode. So it’s a…

15 Colorado Artists explores the state’s modernists

The story of art in the twentieth century is well known. The center of the world in 1900 was in Europe, while American art was dominated by regionalism, a representational style derived from realism. With the rise of the Nazis and the advent of World War II, however, European artists…

Now Showing

A Ceramic Collaboration. To celebrate the fourth anniversary of his Plinth Gallery, which is specifically dedicated to contemporary ceramics, Jonathan Kaplan has mounted a show that highlights the clay scene in Colorado. Conceptually, the show has two parts, but it’s been installed as a single idea. The first part is…

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Cats. There’s not much of a plot to Cats. You meet the Jellicles, with their cheerful faces and bright black eyes, who dance “under the light of the Jellicle moon”; the Ming-vase-smashing cat burglars, Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer; fat, elegant, gentleman’s club-haunting Bustopher Jones; and contrary-minded Rum Tum Tugger. The show’s…

Amid a torrent of stylistic effects, Submarine stays the course

Oliver Tate (Craig Roberts), a rampant fifteen-year-old only child, has two presiding preoccupations, detailed in rapid voiceover throughout Submarine: a broody classmate, Jordana (Yasmin Paige), and the flatlined sex life of his parents (show-stealers Noah Taylor and Sally Hawkins), brought to crisis by the arrival of mom’s glam-guru old flame…

Bad Teacher reminds us that change is desperately needed in Hollywood

From Tad Friend’s New Yorker profile of Anna Faris to the glass-ceiling-shattering pressure assigned to last month’s Bridesmaids, a case could be made that 2011 will be remembered as the year the film industry (finally!) acknowledged its institutional misogyny, took steps to reverse it, and even learned that letting chicks…