End of the Road

Notes from a network executive’s forthcoming biography, pilfered from the desk of an editor at a major publishing house. This was hard to read, as it was scribbled in crayon on the back of a copy of Highlights taken from a pediatrician’s office. From page 412: “Last week, I met…

Fallon Fast

Things you will learn from a forthcoming oral history of Saturday Night Live: Dan Aykroyd slept with, among others, Gilda Radner, Laraine Newman and writer Rosie Shuster, the latter of whom was, at the time, married to the show’s producer and creator, Lorne Michaels. To this day, Chevy Chase regrets…

Do the Math

A press pass, reporter-turned-novelist Gregory McDonald once said, is good for one thing: It allows the journalist to ask very smart people very stupid questions. Certainly, that’s how it feels after this 45-minute drive from downtown Dallas to the Allen home of Stan Liebowitz, professor of economics at the University…

After M*A*S*H

At this very moment, members of the Television Critics Association are gathered at the Ritz-Carlton in Pasadena, California, to preview this fall’s new series, interview those responsible for them and, finally, gorge themselves silly and drink themselves stupid on the networks’ dwindling dime. This event, the so-called “press tour,” takes…

Fight Club

A pal asked last week, “Who you writing about?” Told him, “Art Linson,” which screwed his face into a big ol’ question mark. “He’s a movie producer. He made Heat, Fight Club, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, The Untouchables, Car Wash…” Said said friend upon hearing that last one, “Dude…

Ice Ice Maybe

They stream in and out, all day and all night, one after the other: band members, producers, business associates, friends, family, strangers, hangers-on who stare at the familiar face made infamous long ago. The tour bus, this parked sanctuary where he can roll his joints and drink his bottled Starbucks…

Duh Press

Shouldn’t have said yes, couldn’t say no. The deal was simple, and those who chose to accept it had made their own private pact with the showbiz-journalism devil. “You will spend an hour with Tom Cruise and an hour with Steven Spielberg,” said the publicist, a lovely woman from 20th…

Summer!

Don’t have any major plans for the summer other than maxing and relaxing in your backyard hammock? Then welcome to Westword’s annual Summer Guide! We’re designating ourselves your social coordinators for the next four months, breaking it down for you day by day, hour by hour, minute by minute. Okay,…

Wheely Big Air

What could be sillier than adults riding Big Wheels down Vail’s main street? Maybe a bunch of otherwise-sane grownups sailing off a three-foot-high jump at the end of that street. During Vail’s annual Big Wheel ‘N’ Chili Festival, June 22 and 23, you can see both. With a fifty-yard racetrack…

A Gay Day

With flamboyant costumes and rollicking floats, Denver PrideFest 2002 will march down Colfax Avenue on June 23, for Denver’s annual celebration of acceptance, camaraderie and gay pride. “I just like being able to be myself,” says Bradley James Hein, who has attended Denver’s PrideFest five times. “It’s the one day…

Hark in the Park

Harking back to an Elizabethan shire, it’s “all for fun, and fun for all” at the 26th annual Colorado Renaissance Festival, which has borrowed from the Three Musketeers’ call to arms for this year’s slogan. “Good morrow to thee, welcome to our shire,” shouts Michael Shaffer, who plays the Marquiche…

A First-Class Fourth

With patriotism at a fever pitch, break out your red, white and blue, because it’s America’s 225th birthday this July 4th — and it’s time to celebrate. So if you’re looking for a cool way to celebrate, head for the hills to Breckenridge’s July 4th Festival. At 9,600 feet, the…

Jazz Rules

Pack a picnic and grab a blanket, because there is no better way to wrap up a summer weekend than by listening to live jazz under the stars. The City Park Jazz series is already in full gear, celebrating the summer season with ten hot concerts held on Ferril Lake…

Motorcycle Mamas

With biker babes and lots of leather, the sixteenth annual Ladies Run of Colorado roars into tiny Fairplay July 13-14. The yearly festival celebrates some of the finest scooter ladies around. With a population of about 650 people, Fairplay will be overrun, if not run over, when the 3,000 participants…

Just Beat It

If a halftime show is your favorite part of a football game, consider the Drums Along the Rockies your warmup for the fall season. One of the nation’s most recognized drum-corps competitions, the 32nd annual Drums Along the Rockies is hosted by Denver’s own Blue Knights Drum and Bugle Corps…

Eat a Peach

If you want to be like James climbing inside his giant peach and finding a magical odyssey, head to 34th annual Palisade Peach Festival. It’s a guaranteed adventure in fuzzy-fruit consumption. “Without a doubt, we’re the biggest peach growers west of the Mississippi,” says Jeannine Opfal, executive director of the…

Magic Dragons

Legend has it that more than 2,000 years ago, Chu Yuan, a poet, warrior and loyal aide to a Chinese emperor, was banished after the ruler died. Chu Yuan could not win favor in the new court, so one day, in despair, he threw himself into the Mi Lo River…

Fair Time

“Our State Fair is a great state fair. It’s the best state fair in our state.” The title song to “State Fair,” a Rodgers and Hammerstein musical, may have been written about Iowa in the 1940s, but the lyrics definitely apply to the 2002 Colorado State Fair as well. The…

Mushrooming Passion

Wonder what the bent-over group combing the hills of the San Juan mountains around Telluride at dawn is doing? Hunting mushrooms, of course. “Hunting for mushrooms at daybreak has a lot of spiritual meaning,” says Manny Salzman, organizer of the 22nd annual Telluride Mushroom Festival. “At that time of day,…

Beers to Ya

Ein Prosit der Gemutlichkeit! What exactly does it mean? It’s hard to translate, but the German expression sums up Oktoberfest on Larimer Square: oompah, beer and lederhosen. “It basically means ‘warmth and happiness,'” says Kirsten Becker, a spokesperson for the Larimer Arts Association, the nonprofit group that produces the September…

Making Denver Flush

If you ever complain that there aren’t enough bathrooms on the 16th Street Mall, then Handyman Mania is the festival for you. On September 21 and 22, teams of professional contractors and amateur handymen will turn Skyline Park into Denver’s largest outhouse. “The Battle of the Bathrooms” features tool-belt-wearing enthusiasts…

Running Birds

You may have cheered for brave little guys and girls mutton-busting at the rodeo, or watched dog racing at Mile High Greyhound Park, but chances are pretty good that you’re never seen ostriches saddled up and racing around a ring. That sporty void can be filled when the Rocky Mountain…