In an effort to shed some light and some laughter on the stupidity that constantly swirls through the airwaves, we bring you a stupid moving advertisement that will hopefully brighten your day, either with its outright foolishness or with its laughable condescension. This week, Bundaberg Rum from Australia succeeds in…
Ever read George Orwell’s dystopian classic 1984, wherein the powers that be monitor your every move via video devices called telescreens? Super creepy, right? Well now a creepily similar technology is coming to a theater near you…
Why is this First Friday different from all other First Fridays? In most ways, it isn’t, and that’s the real beauty of it. But it is Denver Arts Week’s Know Your Arts First Friday Arts Walk, meaning the monthly evening art walk event in arts districts all over town will…
Ah, Heidi Montag. How do we take pleasure in your misfortune? Let us count the ways: First, there was The Hills, one of the most boring reality-drama-fests ever created. Then, there was the messy split from husband/ultra-douche Spencer Pratt. Then, there was the will-they-won’t-they sex tape, and the comically enormous…
It’s a sad but true fact: Neglected words are continually falling off the back of this montivagant English of ours, making room for such gems as verbs like, ‘tweet’ and ‘google,’ and such kexy nouns as, ‘staycation’ and ‘frenemy,’ as we march boldly into the unknown territory of the twenty-first…
Dana Cain is the lady with her thumb in a million pies: The local maestra of event-planning throws several well-attended collectors expos, art shows, parties, chocolate fests each year. Her latest — and biggest — project is next summer’s Denver County Fair. But Dana is also an avid art collector…
Yesterday, we learned the sad news: Denver Initiative 300, which would have created an official, government-approved commission to prepare our fair city for a visit from extraterrestrials, was soundly defeated, garnering hardly fifteen percent of the vote — meaning hardly fifteen percent of the population has any sense of humor…
General William Sherman once said that “war is hell” — but what he should have said is “war is hellarious. Or at least it is when adorable animals are all dressed up and cute. Because anthropomorphizing our fellow inhabitants of the animal kingdom is one of the strangest things humans…
Charged with the task of interviewing the common folk of Denver for Westword, my weekly quest to speak with interesting characters about the pressing issues of our time found me in an alley on Capitol Hill, where I found a part-time graffiti writer who identified himself only as Kodak. He…
For nearly twenty years, conceptual artist Christo and his late wife, Jeanne-Claude, made plans for the “Over the River” project, a series of sun shades that hopefully will be installed in a few years over intermittent stretches of the Arkansas River in southern Colorado as a temporary work of art…
As reported earlier today on the Cafe Society blog, the enormously popular new cantina from Sean Yontz and Jesse Morreale, El Diablo, will host the second annual Dia de los Muertos Tattoo Art Show and Charity Auction, which debuted last year at the team’s defunct Tambien in Cherry Creek and…
Yes, there are great men out there, influencing your world every day without your knowledge, and you could be one of them someday, assuming you’re male. If you’re a woman, there’s another Askmen.com list you can be on, but it uses, ahem, slightly different metrics in determining greatness, which you…
Unsure of how to vote today on Initiative 300, which would create an official Denver UFO commission? On the fence regarding whether or not the city should bother creating a body “to help ensure the health, safety, and cultural awareness of Denver residents and visitors in relation to potential encounters…
In a way, Las Vegas is like America turned up to 11: Loud, weird and relentlessly excessive, Vegas is kind of like the splatter pattern that resulted when God balled up everything hilarious and awful about these great United States and hurled it at the most barren part of the…
Tomorrow is the Day of the Dead, but the Olinger Crown Hill cemetery in Wheat Ridge celebrated El Día de Los Muertos on Saturday with music, dancing, art, food, chiles and sugar-skull painting for kids (at least while the sugar skulls lasted). And the party was hot — or at…
Advertising agencies work tirelessly to come up with new ways to tell us the same thing over and over again: “Hey, buy our shit. Don’t you want to be happy?” Thankfully though, there are always a few ridiculous ads that cause us to take pause and appreciate the stupidity of…
It used to be that every November, for many years, you could begin to count the days until Chanukah, like clockwork, with the arrival of the Robert E. Loup Jewish Community Center’s Leah Cohen Festival of Jewish Books and Authors. But three years ago, the JCC’s in-house Mizel Center for…
We don’t know how Valerie Gaddis-Arellano, who works for the Sage Group’s Second Home Restaurant in Cherry Creek, finds the time to also be an artist. But she does, and Sage’s Corner Office, where she’s also worked, unveiled this six-panel Warhol-inspired installation, Warhol-Eyesed, that now graces the the sides of…
Denver has some amazing coffee shops and some of the country’s best roasts to boot. Amazingly, people don’t seem to pick up on the connection as often as they should — many shops in town roast their own coffee. It might seem counterintuitive for people that hit up the chains,…
Yes, it’s true. Myspace is, amazingly, still around. The advertising dumpster of a social networking site has got a fresh, new look and some new features to keep the tweens busy in between facebooking and sexting and… I don’t know, does anyone between the ages of thirteen and nineteen do…
More than anything, Halloween is a time to try on a new identity, to be one thing and become something else. But homo sapiens sapiens is not the only species to engage in a game of dress-up of sorts — animals do it all the time, like cats that look…
Dana Cain is the lady with her thumb in a million pies: a local maestra of event-planning who throws several well-attended collectors expos, art shows, parties and chocolate-fests each year. Her latest — and biggest — project is next summer’s Denver County Fair. But Dana is also an avid art…
