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I’ve just returned from a trip to Park Meadows and, funny, I don’t feel that it was at all “like a three-hour family vacation,” as the radio advertisement I heard on the way there touted a visit to the mall. Oops, I mean “retail resort,” the preferred term for this,…

Ethnicity Lights

Ethnic restaurants can have a tough time in Denver because there aren’t enough ethnic neighborhoods to support them–no Chinatown, Little Italy or Little Havana here. As a result, local eateries specializing in foreign foods find themselves straining against the chains of suburbia, trying to convince burger-and-fries types that there’s something…

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Get a life: A storm cut the power the night of the big party, but weather wasn’t the only thing that tried to put a damper on the celebrations at Tosh’s Hacienda two weeks ago. To celebrate its fiftieth anniversary–that’s a lot of burritos smothered with great New Mexico green…

Prime and Punishment

Barry Fey has a bone to pick with local steak joints. The professional concert promoter and full-time amateur restaurant critic is disgusted by what he considers the low quality of beef being purveyed in this here cowtown’s growing number of steakhouses. “We’re supposed to be known for our steaks, for…

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Food to go: Transalpin has not only shut its doors, it’s been locked down by the taxman. A decade ago, Robert Tournier–the man also responsible for bringing us Le Central–introduced tapas to Denver at Transalpin, his once chi-chi spot on Seventh Avenue. (Arguably, Transalpin was also the first spot in…

What a Daal!

One day a friend handed me a takeout container she’d brought back from a business lunch in Boulder. “Here, eat this,” she said. Since this sort of thing happens frequently in my line of work, I asked no questions and dutifully dug a spoon into what looked to be a…

Small Is Beautiful

It’s hard enough starting a restaurant from scratch, but taking over an established, much-loved place can be even more difficult. Some customers are so loyal to the old regime that they refuse to give the new one a try. Others pretend to keep an open mind, but any changes clearly…

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Best of the West: First the New York Times comes to town and manages to review half a dozen Denver restaurants without ever biting into a buffalo burger or snarfing down salsa. Then the August Travel & Leisure weighs in with its opinion on where to dine in Denver–but author…

Melt Down

Raise your hand if your mama told you never to make promises you can’t keep. The owners of the eltinMg Pot should be hearing from their mothers any day now. Despite its grandiose claims, the Melting Pot’s Littleton outpost delivers nothing more than a lick and a promise. Although I…

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Happy new beer: Foodwise, at least, Thornton doesn’t have much going for it–chains already choke 120th Avenue, and more are planned. But Thornton residents can at least drown their sorrows at their first microbrewery, the six-month-old Colorado Brewing Company, at 12160 Pennsylvania Street. This is undoubtedly the strangest location for…

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That’s Mr. D to you: Little did I know that a chance visit to Mr. D’s, at 2121 South Sheridan Boulevard, would turn into a history lesson on Denver dining. But then, I didn’t know Mr. D’s was owned by Todd Goldman, a trained pilot with a master’s in marketing…

Spread the Word

Where I grew up, you had your fancy, expensive French restaurant that everyone’s parents went to for anniversaries, one good red-sauce Italian spot that neighbors whispered had some kind of “family” connections, a decent seafood place reserved for special-occasion lobster and coquilles St. Jacques, a pizza parlor, a couple of…

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Getting the Runza-round: While loosemeat is what matters in Iowa, Runzas run the show in Nebraska. A Runza is like a pasty, only in addition to meat–and sometimes instead of it–it’s stuffed with potatoes, cabbage and cheese. Like Iowa’s Maid-Rite, the franchise that made loosemeat its own, a fast-food chain…

Loose Behavior

Loosemeat sandwich. Throw those words out at a party and you’re guaranteed to elicit some sort of snickering response, if not an out-and-out vulgarity. Unless you happen to be talking to a Midwesterner. Because as anyone from Iowa, Nebraska or South Dakota can tell you, a loosemeat sandwich is not…

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Wine, wine, wine: Simon F. Cocks, part-owner of Enoteca LoDo, apparently popped his cork when I expressed surprise that the Readers’ Choice award for Best Wine List–Price in the June 27 Best of Denver issue went to Enoteca (Mouthing Off, July 4). Enoteca’s prices are “way up there,” I wrote,…

No Pain, No Jane’s

It’s not easy keeping up with the Janeses. Two years ago, as co-owner of Coos Bay Bistro, Jane Myers helped bring a touch of the Pacific Northwest to a University of Denver-area storefront previously occupied by an old, increasingly tired Italian joint. Seemingly within minutes, Coos Bay became a popular…

From Momo to Momo

Sometimes a restaurant owner has to kick some butt to turn a place around. It worked at Cucina Colore, the Cherry Creek North link in the Momo family chain that originated in New Jersey, stretched to Boulder with Teresa’s Pizza Colore nearly six years ago and then added Pizza Colore…

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Bested of Denver: When compiling the Food and Drink portion of the annual Best of Denver, my toughest task is keeping up with the places that either close two weeks before the issue comes out, lose the chef who made the kitchen cook, or drop the item we’re about to…

Child Prodigy

You can have your low-fat, cholesterol-free, vinegar-sparked, olive-oil-slicked, healthy Mediterranean diet. I’m listening to my inner Julia Child. At the Aspen Food & Wine Magazine Classic a few weeks ago, Julia, the woman who made French cooking user-friendly, titillated the closet fat addicts hanging on her every word by dumping…

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Food and whine: It’s easy to point out all the negatives at the Aspen Food & Wine Magazine Classic held in the resort town last month. There were the cooking seminars packed with hundreds of people, some of whom brought their wailing newborns and some of whom asked really irritating…

A Rough Sea

Two restaurant critics for competing dailies visited a restaurant several times in the same week, ate nearly identical meals and published their reviews on the same Friday. One said the meals were among the best he’s had. The other said the meals were among the worst he’s had. What gives?…

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When they reign, it pours: Even before the calls started flooding in from readers regarding this year’s Best of Denver issue, there’d been some fallout in the city’s shaky restaurant scene. Checking on picks just days before publication, we learned that the House of Bunbuster, in line for a “Best…