Thirteen-a-day sausage habit encourages zealot to seek professional help for his porky obsession
In today’s hilarious food news of the world report, David Harding, a man from South London, admits that he has a fetish — a major fetish — for sausages. It’s become so troublesome, he told The Daily Mirror, that he’s banging through thirteen sausages a day, a porkerrific compulsion that’s…