Guess where I’m eating?

While the above snap doesn’t come anywhere close to depicting the real life enormity of the gut bomb in the bowl — a massive biscuit straddling fried chicken — suffice it to say that a half dozen of us took swipes at it, and still had plenty to share. Can…

Reader: The people of Denver deserve better than Westword

The comments just keep coming about Laura Shunk’s review of Lou’s Food Bar — although often the comments have less to do with Lou’s than they do with its owner, Frank Bonanno, or the Denver food scene in general, or Westword’s coverage of that food scene in particular. For example,…

Today: Spring Prix Fixe Dinner at Mateo

Mateo will present a Spring Prix Fixe Dinner at 6 p.m. tonight. Atlas Purveyors will start the evening with seasonal tea-infused refreshments, while Jordan Vineyards will pour wines from several vintages. Isabelle Farm’s harvest will help build the menu, and Cured (Boulder’s new fine cheese and food market, opening soon)…

Lola’s cold bar is hot

TAG | RAW BAR isn’t the only cold bar in town. Just a few weeks before the Guards opened their subterranean venture, Lola introduced its own altar to raw fish. Lola didn’t have much real estate to devote to the cold bar — its festive dining room and enclosed patio…

Euclid Hall vs. the Sowbionese Liberation Army: the swine showdown

The Sowbionese Liberation Army — they who stomped off with Euclid Hall’s pig mascot last weekend and are now holding it for ransom — are ready for tomorrow’s showdown at Euclid Hall, at which we expect to see, among other theatrics, Euclid Hall executive chef Jorel Pierce sashaying through the…

The five strangest foods I’ve ever eaten

My first trip to African Grill and Bar for this week’s review was a thrill ride because it offered a chance to explore a cuisine with which I’d had no previous experience and an opportunity to eat something strange. I’ve been seeking out weird foods ever since my parents bought…

Guinness and grub at The Irish Rover’s happy hour

Happy Place: The Irish Rover, 54 South Broadway, 303-282-4643 The Hours: Daily from 3 to 7 p.m. The Deals: Two-for-one well cocktails, wines by the glass, and draft beer; $1 off select appetizers. Were we happy? Flip the page to find out…

Happy Friday: Here’s a good place to find a date

In the Best of Denver 2011, we named Common Grounds the Best Coffeehouse for Finding a Date, thanks to the constant crowd of young professionals who mingle over cappuccinos. And because we’re big proponents of ditching online dating and blind set-ups every now and then in favor of meeting people…

Guess where I’m eating?

The battle for Denver’s best burger never dies. And this one, which is ground in-house, topped with bacon and avocado, draped with melted cheese and slid between a buttered bun, is a definite contender. Can you guess where I’m eating? Special bonus: Anyone who gives the first correct answer to…

Super Mini Walnut Cafe will open soon in Lafayette

Boulder’s Walnut Cafe is on an expansion tear. Just last year, owners Julia Buonanno, Dana Derichsweiler and Ashlie Beckham, the trio behind the South Side Walnut Cafe, located at 673 South Broadway, unveiled Walnut-a-go-go, which took their most popular items to the street. And now, Nicole Plotkin, a long-time employee…

Prohibition now pouring!

After a few months of renovation and heavy cleaning, Prohibition opened this week in the former Roslyn Grill space at 504 East Colfax Avenue. For now, the bar will start pouring at 5 p.m., but owner Jimmy Callahan says he’s hoping to open for brunch soon at 11 a.m. Here’s…

Fake VIPs, more poor tippers and other restaurant ramblings

Welcome to In the Weeds. Kyle will be right with you — most likely to complain about something. Usually he is pleasant, but this is his place to blow off some steam. Don’t take it personally; he just needs to vent because he’s been doing this for about thirteen years…

Reader: Liks Ice Cream licks all the rest

With ice cream weather finally on the horizon, Laura Shunk served up “Denver’s Five Best Places for Ice Cream,” including Sweet Action and Sweet Cow, winner of the Best Ice Cream in the Best of Denver 2011. But her ice cream picks left Werdna cold: You’ve got to be kidding…

Lobster Festival over Memorial Weekend at the Fresh Fish Company

It’s Memorial Day weekend, which means lots of people will be cooking out — and if you’re already sick at the thought of a weekend full of burgers, brats and beer, head to the Fresh Fish Company, which will present a Memorial Weekend Lobster Festival with specials on Maine lobster…

I was a human dessert tray and it was BDSM-licious

Plump, ripe strawberries with their tips dipped in dark, silky melted chocolate are pretty sexy. Placing them gently, one by one, onto the warm, supple flesh of a naked woman is even sexier. And being that woman, in a roomful of people who not only understand why I would do…

Announcement! We have two winners of our Food Truck Renegades contest

Tomorrow, at precisely 4 p.m., nearly a dozen street-food trucks, including Street Eats, the Crock Spot, Biscuit Bus, Steuben’s, Max Lunch, Brava Pizzeria, Stick It to Me, The Bon Bon Buggy, Mikes2 Kitchen, Mythos Greek and Sweet Revenge Cupcakes, will cruise into the parking lot at the corner of Ninth…