The Euclid Hall pig heist: The final smackdown in photos

There was no brawl, no last-minute demands, no squealing and no bloodshed. Instead, at 5 p.m. on Sunday at Euclid Hall, two monkey-masked men jumped out of a van, raced up the stairs and delivered a pig — a pig for ransom that had been stolen in broad daylight just…

Review preview: TAG | RAW BAR

When TAG owners Troy Guard and Leigh Sullivan-Guard decided to extend their reach in Larimer Square — to an underground spot on a newly remodeled walkway — they didn’t have much to work with: The tiny space had no hood, no gas range and, really, no kitchen. So they focused…

Frank’s Kitchen now serving fresh comfort food in Whittier

Frank and Dina Berta want their new restaurant, Frank’s Kitchen, to be the go-to spot for the Whittier neighborhood. “We’ve gotten a very positive response,” says Dina of Frank’s, a breakfast and lunch joint that opened May 19. “I think the neighborhood is glad to see some activity here. We…

Photos: Food Truck Renegades party, 5/27/11

The Food Truck Renegades — a posse of food trucks comprised of Street Eats, the Crock Spot, Biscuit Bus, Steuben’s, Max Lunch, Brava Pizzeria, Stick It to Me, The Bon Bon Buggy, Mikes2 Kitchen, Mythos Greek and Sweet Revenge Cupcakes — held its summer kick-off party on Friday night at…

Pot for tots: I can’t believe it’s not parsley butter!

An early nomination for mother of the year: Stevie Hickey. The 22-year-old Pennsylvania woman, who has a one-month-old and a three-year-old, decided to spread some “parsley butter” — kept in a tub of “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter” — on toast as a treat for a couple of children…

Guess where I’m eating?

While the above snap doesn’t come anywhere close to depicting the real life enormity of the gut bomb in the bowl — a massive biscuit straddling fried chicken — suffice it to say that a half dozen of us took swipes at it, and still had plenty to share. Can…

Reader: The people of Denver deserve better than Westword

The comments just keep coming about Laura Shunk’s review of Lou’s Food Bar — although often the comments have less to do with Lou’s than they do with its owner, Frank Bonanno, or the Denver food scene in general, or Westword’s coverage of that food scene in particular. For example,…

Lola’s cold bar is hot

TAG | RAW BAR isn’t the only cold bar in town. Just a few weeks before the Guards opened their subterranean venture, Lola introduced its own altar to raw fish. Lola didn’t have much real estate to devote to the cold bar — its festive dining room and enclosed patio…

Euclid Hall vs. the Sowbionese Liberation Army: the swine showdown

The Sowbionese Liberation Army — they who stomped off with Euclid Hall’s pig mascot last weekend and are now holding it for ransom — are ready for tomorrow’s showdown at Euclid Hall, at which we expect to see, among other theatrics, Euclid Hall executive chef Jorel Pierce sashaying through the…

Happy Friday: Here’s a good place to find a date

In the Best of Denver 2011, we named Common Grounds the Best Coffeehouse for Finding a Date, thanks to the constant crowd of young professionals who mingle over cappuccinos. And because we’re big proponents of ditching online dating and blind set-ups every now and then in favor of meeting people…

Guess where I’m eating?

The battle for Denver’s best burger never dies. And this one, which is ground in-house, topped with bacon and avocado, draped with melted cheese and slid between a buttered bun, is a definite contender. Can you guess where I’m eating? Special bonus: Anyone who gives the first correct answer to…

Super Mini Walnut Cafe will open soon in Lafayette

Boulder’s Walnut Cafe is on an expansion tear. Just last year, owners Julia Buonanno, Dana Derichsweiler and Ashlie Beckham, the trio behind the South Side Walnut Cafe, located at 673 South Broadway, unveiled Walnut-a-go-go, which took their most popular items to the street. And now, Nicole Plotkin, a long-time employee…

Prohibition now pouring!

After a few months of renovation and heavy cleaning, Prohibition opened this week in the former Roslyn Grill space at 504 East Colfax Avenue. For now, the bar will start pouring at 5 p.m., but owner Jimmy Callahan says he’s hoping to open for brunch soon at 11 a.m. Here’s…

Fake VIPs, more poor tippers and other restaurant ramblings

Welcome to In the Weeds. Kyle will be right with you — most likely to complain about something. Usually he is pleasant, but this is his place to blow off some steam. Don’t take it personally; he just needs to vent because he’s been doing this for about thirteen years…

Reader: Liks Ice Cream licks all the rest

With ice cream weather finally on the horizon, Laura Shunk served up “Denver’s Five Best Places for Ice Cream,” including Sweet Action and Sweet Cow, winner of the Best Ice Cream in the Best of Denver 2011. But her ice cream picks left Werdna cold: You’ve got to be kidding…

I was a human dessert tray and it was BDSM-licious

Plump, ripe strawberries with their tips dipped in dark, silky melted chocolate are pretty sexy. Placing them gently, one by one, onto the warm, supple flesh of a naked woman is even sexier. And being that woman, in a roomful of people who not only understand why I would do…