Drunk baby gets hammered, wrecks bar (Friday video)

I have yet to show the video on the following page to my eleven-year-old kid, but when I do, I can absolutely guarantee you that he’s going to want to know why the hell he has to wait until he’s 21 to have a margarita. Give your ADD-addled kid a…

An open letter to militant vegans

Dear militant vegans: Please, please, for the love of all things holy, do a favor for everyone — non-militant vegans, vegetarians and carnivores alike — and shut the fuck up already…

Guess where I’m eating?

Every weekend, rain, sleet, snow, or sun, this Mexican joint pimps coastal creations from a makeshift ceviche bar outside its front door. And the tostadas de camarones, juiced with lime, laden with onions, cucumbers, cilantro leaves and tomatoes, and topped with slices of avocado, are two-for-one. Can you guess where…

Denver Restaurant Week gets a shout-out in the Los Angeles Times

Rich Grant, the communications director for Visit Denver, the convention and visitors bureau that started Denver Restaurant Week, insists that the Mile High City’s two-week marathon of meals, which kicks into high gear on February 26, is the largest in the country — and, according to the LA Times, it’s…

Top Chef All Stars: That’s the way the cookie crumbles

I tend not to like contrived and cutesy challenges, but I thoroughly enjoyed watching the chefs putting together cookies for Sesame Street’s Cookie Monster and his friends Elmo and Telly when they visited the set of Wednesday night’s Top Chef, seeing everyone’s expression lighten suddenly as the Quickfire was explained,…

Reader: Why wine scores are like fast-forwarding porn

Tart, pretentious, with a touch of bitterness. Comments have been pouring in regarding Laura Shunk’s post about wine scores — hooked to the Infinite Monkey Theorem’s recent 88 from Wine Spectator. Comments about wine scores, about Colorado wines in general, about Infinite Monkey in particular, about Laura Shunk — including…

Annie’s Cafe celebrates thirty years

Thirty years ago this month, Peggy Anderson and Diane Williams opened Annie’s Cafe in a storefront attached to a drug store at Eighth Avenue and Colorado Boulevard. “About ten people came that first day,” Anderson remembers. But those ten customers turned into a crowd of regulars and today, the women…

Pig sign spotting: Is there a new charcuterie sheriff in town?

Last night, after dinner at a Highland restaurant, we spotted the above sign at 32nd Avenue and Tejon, and while we’re still trying to get to the root of what, exactly, it’s going to be, the sign — Pig & Block Charcuterie — already has us squealing with glee and…

Guess where I’m eating?

This past week has been more about summer salads than winter chilis, thanks to our balmy breezes, but after a server highly, highly recommended the chili from the menu where I snapped the above pic, I figured, what the hell? It was good — not great, but good. But those…

Reader: You can’t use laws to regulate what people like

Opinions are revving up in advance of today’s food-truck meeting at the Downtown Denver Partnership, where stakeholders — among them mobile food vendors, restaurant owners, downtown businesses, city agencies and neighborhood groups — will have a preliminary discussion of the role of food trucks in Denver, and whether regulations that…

100 Favorite Dishes: Risotto frutti di mare from Firenze a Tavola

No. 68: Risotto frutti di mare from Firenze a Tavola Upstairs, in the convivial, bright-lit dining room of Parisi, the tables are littered with irresistible airy pizzas and housemade pastas, frilly salads and hearty sandwiches, and there’s not an empty seat in the house. Downstairs, in Firenze a Tavola, the…

Bitter bosses should find a new gig

Welcome to In the Weeds. Kyle will be right with you — most likely to complain about something. Usually he is pleasant, but this is his place to blow off some steam. Don’t take it personally; he just needs to vent because he’s been doing this for about thirteen years…

Organixx serves up vegan and veggie breakfasts during sedate mornings

Organixx, the modified fast-casual restaurant at 1520 Blake Street, does 75 percent of its business during lunch hours. Which is somewhat surprising, considering the tasty breakfast and dinner offerings, with several vegetarian options and a handful of vegan delicacies. In other words, if you’re looking for a vegetarian or vegan…

Cooking with Pete and Barb Marczyk: Fondue

Pete Marczyk and Barbara Macfarlane do not leave their work behind when they leave Marczyk Fine Foods and head for their great old Denver house with the big, new kitchen. They often bring some of their market’s choicest ingredients home with them, and cook up a feast. “It’s winter, so…

Guess where I’m eating?

Trotted the kid out last night for Chinese food, which, for him, is sesame chicken — “the best in Denver” according to the menu, a declaration that may be the largest overstatement so far this year. And since I can’t stand the stuff, I ordered from the dim sum menu,…