Broncos fans: We are all schmucks this week

The most recent news item on the Denver Broncos’ official website is entitled, “Sacking Negativity.” Nothing breeds optimism like chin-up articles from the team 6 days into training camp! But hey — at least they’ll be sacking something this season. Forget the past. Forget how good this team might have…

Dan Maes: First-day proclamations of the new administration

This is shaping up to be one lively governor’s race, what with GOP hopeful Dan Maes suspecting a UN agenda behind Denver’s bicycle program, promising layoffs of state workers and an unshackling of the energy industry — and claiming to have driven 5,000 miles a month in his campaign. Is…

Dan Maes’s amazing record needs no proof: Kenny Be’s Fotochop Friday

The bittersweet ache of partial financial disclosure, the hidden truth of lackluster personal success and the yearning to be a leader – these are the touchstones of Republican primary candidate Dan Maes, who came out of nowhere and showed that he could translate the dysfunctional anger of Tea Party political…

Denver Bike Sharing to Dan Maes: Thank you

By now it’s clear what a huge misstep gubernatorial hopeful Dan Maes took in declaring Denver’s Bike Sharing part of a global conspiracy to deprive us of our personal freedoms. For its part, the program is just grateful for the publicity. “It’s shedding Dan Maes in an unfortunate light, which…

Lightning-struck Longs Peak hiker says he’d do it again

Hike to the top of Longs Peak, that is. Presumably he could do without the lightning, though Brandon Baker is recovering nicely at St. Anthony’s. The Minnesota man talked to his hometown Star-Tribune from the hospital and that story fills in some of the details missing from yesterday’s initial reports…

Channel 12’s time travel shows are big winners

Once a year, the weekly Channel 12 roundtable Colorado Inside Out takes a trip back to the past on a time-machine show, with the panelists (of which I am one) all playing historic figures taking about the events of the day. And not only are these shows big favorites with…

Sarah Palin, meet your biggest fan (PHOTOS)

You have to keep your eyes open when walking through Denver’s 16th Street Mall — not just because of the buses buzzing through the pedestrian-heavy area, but because you might end up seeing this guy: Sarah Palin’s biggest fan. His only quotation when spotted on Thursday around 1 p.m.: “Vote…

Herby the (Denver County) Love Judge to retire

Herby the Love Judge is leaving the bench. After spending sixteen years as a Denver County Court judge, Herbert Galchinsky is hanging up his black robe in January due to the county’s mandatory-retirement-at-age-72 rule. The court is now accepting applications for his replacement…

Ali Hasan: Opponents of Ground Zero mosque are bigots

Fresh from chastising leading Colorado Republicans over sins ranging from plagiarism (e.g., Scott McInnis) to knee-jerk reactionary pandering, GOP bad boy Muhammad Ali Hasan is now tweaking conservative noses on a national scale. A recent Huffington Post column by Hasan wades into the heated controversy over building a mosque near…