Microsoft retail store coming to Denver: Get ready, nerds!

Everybody loves the Apple Store in the Cherry Creek Shopping Center. Even Westword. In 2006, we honored it with one of our annual Best Of awards: The Best Spot to Scope Smart Hotties. In 2009, we wrote about how the Apple Store is the modern-day mall arcade, teeming with “dozens…

Jamie Paulin-Ramirez, aka Leadville’s “Jihad Jamie,” charged with conspiracy to provide material support to terrorists: Read the indictment here

Jamie Paulin-Ramirez of Leadville may already have earned her own Kenny Be spotlight comic. But until today, she hadn’t been formally charged with wrongdoing in relation to an alleged terrorist plot to slay a Swedish cartoonist. Now, however, Paulin-Ramirez has joined Colleen R. LaRose, known as both “Fatima LaRose” and…

Peeps trial expert says they’re art, not garbage

This week’s scheduled trial of Carol “Chay” Burdick, who was threatened with eviction over a Peeps-centric Easter display, has been delayed — which didn’t stop Stephen Colbert from grilling Burdick’s lawyer, John Pineau, on the Wednesday episode of The Colbert Report. But the real expert on grilling is Andrew Novick,…

Dust your crack or else!: Door-hanger spoof strikes Boulder

April Fools Day jokes are a quarter a quadrillion — unless, that is, they go beyond the ordinary and into sheer inspiration. That’s the case with a stunt in Boulder, although city officials don’t necessarily agree. The gist: Person or persons unknown have created a hoax door hanger declaring that…

Mile Highs and Lows: Wellspring Collective

As Colorado’s medical-marijuana industry grows, marijuana dispensaries of all types and sizes are proliferating around the state. Some resemble swanky bars or sterile dentist offices; others feel like a dope dealer’s college dorm room. To help keep them all straight, Westword will be offering a no-holds-barred look at what goes…

Toddler joins daddy at cocaine deal gone wrong

So… you and your pals are slinging marijuana and cocaine, and you’re scheduled to make an exchange with a buyer. What do you bring with you? The product? Check. A gun? Check. Anything else? Oh yeah: A fourteen-month-old girl. That’s the allegation made against four Colorado Springs men in regard…