Fort Collins and Boulder get fatty props in Gallup obesity study

Coloradans who read today’s kill-joy piece in the Denver Post, which says one Coloradan dies every hour from cardiovascular disease, might be in need of a little pick-me-up. And we’ve got just what the doctor ordered for Colorado’s heavy-hearted health nuts. According to a recent Gallup poll, Colorado was the…

Rocky Mountain News archives at the Denver Public Library: You still can’t see them — and it’ll be a while longer before you can

On Friday, we let you know that E.W. Scripps had finally sold the intellectual property of the shuttered Rocky Mountain News, although it’s not revealing who bought it. Since then, there’s been speculation aplenty about potential buyers, with the most frequently mentioned possibility being Denver gazillionaire and Examiner.com owner Phil…

“Lost Boy” parking strip playground: Kenny Be’s Yard Arteology

The study of neighbors through their lawn decoration… Figure 54. Cheesman: Capitol Hill Cavemen bondage bench near Botanic Gardens. Capitol Hill has long been the neighborhood where single men rent the studio apartments in which they construct their man caves. These dank dens decorated with recreation equipment, alley finds and…

Longhorn humping highlights St. Patrick’s Day Parade

Saturday was a great day for a St. Patrick’s Day parade, as our slideshow of the festivities demonstrates. But there were several highlights of the spectacle that somehow managed to evade photog Aaron Thackeray’s lens. For instance? Mayor John Hickenlooper weaving Blake Street near the beginning of the route looking…

Brady Quinn the Broncos savior? What the (Peyton) Hillis?

In our Denver Blogs feature last Thursday, we reacted with amazement upon discovering a credible local blogger — Mile High Report’s Tim Lynch — who actually thought the Broncos would be wise to obtain the services of Cleveland QB Brady Quinn. Lynch has gotten his wish: Over the weekend, Quinn…

Traveling trunk: Big wooden elephant arrives at Denver Zoo

What’s six feet tall, made of wood and never forgets? Why, the Denver Zoo’s new elephant statute, of course! Forgive our bad joke. It’s Friday afternoon and our brains are mushy. It’s true, however, that the zoo has a new wooden elephant statue, which will be on hand tomorrow for…

Spork update: Decision day for dachshund cited as vicious

Update, 2:24 p.m.: The Spork saga has apparently come to an end, thanks to an agreement between Lafayette prosecutors and the ten-year-old dachshund’s owners, Tim and Kelly Walker, that was formalized during a midday hearing. The gist: The vicious-dog citation against Spork has been deferred. If no other accusations against…

Bad-mannered recession-era employers: Shmucks of the Week

The state’s job losses were more gruesome than previously thought, the Post reported yesterday, as updated stats showed an additional 17,000 lost jobs last year. So that’s depressing — especially if you’re one of the people out there looking for work. I meet more and more such people every week,…