Kristen Parker, Ashton Daigle: Same insanity, different results

All things considered, Ashton Daigle can consider himself a very lucky man. On March 5, the former surgery nurse was sentenced to 54 months in federal prison for “tampering with a consumer product” — a nice way of saying that he stole the painkiller fentanyl from Boulder Community Hospital and…

The shaggy dog and eagle dancer agenda: Kenny Be’s Yard Arteology

The study of neighbors through their lawn decoration… Figure 53. Barnum: The English and the indigenous bust a new move. The photograph above shows that the residents of this home are at the forefront of the new movement to use stuffed animals as yard art. Traditionally thought of as indoor…

Mo’Nique owes part of her Oscar to “two white people from Colorado” — Sarah Siegel-Magness and Gary Magness

Last night’s Academy Awards ceremony offered big ups to some local filmmakers. Boulder-based director Louie Psihoyos won Best Documentary Feature honors for his dolphin-killing exposé The Cove — although producer Fisher Stevens used up all Psihoyos’s spotlight time on the broadcast with thank-yous of his own. (The show’s supervisors rigorously…

Dog the Bounty Hunter: Zach Galifanakis’s dream girl?

All of us in Colorado know that Duane “Dog” Chapman, aka Dog the Bounty Hunter, serves as a role model for a certain brand of rough-and-tumble American man. But is he the ideal blueprint for American womanhood, too? That’s the implication made by comedian Zach Galifanakis, best known for his…