Jobbed: Here comes Santa Claus

The Job, as posted online: Santa Claus Qualifications: You must look the part and have a jovial personality to thrill the kids. Responsibilities: Being Santa Fri, Sat & Sun evenings from 12/4 through 12/20 and the 21st, 22nd & 23rd in downtown Denver. Costume furnished. Pay: N/A, but a contract…

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Interrupting chicken…

Say, you know what makes a boring city council meeting less boring? Furries. Just ask the Durango City Council, which was visited by a human-sized hen Tuesday night during a debate about a chicken ordinance. Watch the faux feathers fly above. All in favor of live personifications of agenda items…

Brit’s Pick for the Starz Denver Film Festival, November 19: A Room and a Half, or a Sentimental Journey to the Homeland

Editor’s note: This year’s Starz Denver Film Festival, November 12-22, features more than 200 films. To help navigate this cinematic abundance of riches, we asked fest artistic director Brit Withey to highlight some worthy selections off the beaten screening-room path. Look for Brit’s Picks each weekday through the extravaganza’s close…

Denver Blogs: Woody Paige vs. Bronco Talk

These are some Denver-centric blogs we enjoyed reading today. Bronco Talk’s Kyle Montgomery notes that the Post’s Woody Paige dismissed him as “some kid in Arizona who is a Broncos fan and writes a blog, without proper grammar or punctuation or understanding, from his mom’s laundry room.” Of course, Woody’s…

Tweetup for tots tonight

The holiday season is in full swing, and even Denver’s monthly Tweetup is getting in on the action. The November meeting of the Twitter faithful is pairing up with the Denver Santa Claus Shop for the latest event, to help ensure a merry Christmas (or other culturally appropriate winter holiday)…

Kenny Be’s Worst-Case Scenario: The top toys of 2009

The wish lists are out, and with only five more weeks until Santa’s arrival, here’s a preview of the season’s most popular playthings… Baby Teabagger® Exersaucer: Kids will also enjoy the Easy-Money printer and Little Tokes marijuana playset, on view below:…

Barrelman story lost in translation

Floridians just don’t get us Coloradans. Take this comment posted to a 9News story about the Arvada Senior High School mascot — Barrelman — that aired yesterday on First Coast News in Jacksonville. rustyjax wrote: this could’a been a funny story if they had given more key details such as,…

Mike Shanahan-to-CU rumors appear to be as bogus as predicted

It only took a day for evidence that speculation about Mike Shanahan following the doomed Dan Hawkins as head coach for CU to crumble. NFL.com’s Vic Carucci reports that Shanny’s likely to talk next week with the braintrust of the Buffalo Bills, who just sacked Dick Jauron. Carucci points out…

James C. Bird and young boys allegedly a very bad combination

It’s a sad truth that sexual abuse and assault sometimes goes unreported for years. That’s reportedly the case with 62-year-old James C. Bird — and while there are currently four counts of sexual assault on a child pending against him, the Jefferson County Sheriff’s Office thinks there could be more…

Stan Garnett: Colorado has mishandled the medical-marijuana issue

Beware of sending an e-mail to Jann Scott. The longtime public-access gadfly (profiled by yours truly back in 1992, prior to the launch of our online archives) tends to forward his correspondence to anyone and everyone — and that’s precisely what happened in the case of an exchange about marijuana…

Meet Louisville Top Model hopeful Nicole Fox

Editor’s note: Catch up with Nicole Fox’s journey to America’s Next Top Model cycle thirteen victory by reading all our cycle thirteen recaps. Click to revisit episode two (with Lauren Conrad), episode three (when Nicole channels Gollum), episode four (the show Nicole barely survived), episode five (remember the “soulless fetus”…

Nicole Fox is the Top Model champion, my friends

Louisville’s Nicole Fox has looked like the sure winner of America’s Next Top Model, cycle thirteen, for weeks now, and that presented a major problem for the show. How to maintain the suspense when Nicole was clearly head and shoulders above her fellow competitors (despite being a petite five-seven)? The…

From the week of November 19, 2009

“Independence Instituters Are Still Shooting From the Lip,” Kenny Be, November 12 Comic Relief Kenny Be gave the Independence Institute exactly what that batch of blowhards deserved for a 25th anniversary present! But what did Colorado do to deserve the Independence Institute? Jill Hoover Denver I have to admit I…