DIA spokesman: “There’s no such thing as an all-weather airport”

Denver International Airport received complaints from some airlines on Thursday for allegedly not clearing runways of snow quickly enough — but DIA spokesman Chuck Cannon believes the facility well. “Obviously, things slowed down on Wednesday and Thursday,” he concedes, “but they have to when you have blizzard conditions like we…

Have you been pulled over by the worst police impersonator ever?

How convincing a cop was a 24-year-old Colorado Springs man currently being held on felony police-impersonation charges? Well, the vehicle he used was a gray 1995 Cadillac sedan, the sort of car preferred by eighty-year-old retirees or ride-pimpers getting ready for Cinco de Mayo, not the police. Instead of a…

Marijuana advocate Mason Tvert launches petition targeting drug czar

SAFER’s Mason Tvert thinks drug czar Gil Kerlikowske has some splainin’ to do.The Obama administration’s relaxed rules regarding enforcement of laws regarding medical marijuana has led to renewed optimism among weed advocates that across-the-boards legalization might be a more realistic possibility. But shortly thereafter, Office of National Drug Control Policy…

The real numbers behind the I-300 auto impound initiative

If the I-300 ballot initiative passes in November 3, Denver police officers will be required to immediately impound any and every car they pull over where the person behind the wheel doesn’t have a valid driver’s license in their possession. But while the main target of the proposed law is…

No waiting at the DMV… during a snowstorm, that is

Standing in lines at Division of Motor Vehicles offices is typically like participating in the Bataan Death March — long and agonizing, with no guarantee of survival. But there’s one notable exception to that rule, which my wife discovered yesterday. As a principal of a school that’s been closed for…

Denver Water wants you to use less, pay more

News that Denver Water is planning to jack up rates in 2010 by thirteen percent isn’t really news. Last year, the utility stuck the average residential customer with a $20 hike; this year it’s $40. Over the last decade, the amount the typical user in the city pays for this…

Five things you shouldn’t be able to buy online, but can

When we heard recently that Walmart has begun selling coffins online, our first reaction was stupefied disbelief. Really, Walmart? Coffins? Online? Aren’t there some things that just shouldn’t be sold online? Well, of course there are. But that doesn’t mean they aren’t sold online anyway. We put our crack research…

A grocery worker talks about potential strike, lockout

On October 20, talks between grocery workers and Safeway about a new contract broke down only a few hours after they’d started up again — and later that week, King Soopers employees were given a letter strongly implying that if Safeway staffers struck, they’d be locked out. It’s a scenario…

Mile Highs and Lows: Cannabis Medical

This dispensary has closed. As Colorado’s medical-marijuana industry grows, marijuana dispensaries of all types and sizes are proliferating around the state. Some resemble swanky bars or sterile dentist offices; others feel like a dope dealer’s college dorm room. To help keep them all straight, Westword will be offering a no-holds-barred…

Is taking part in the Naked Pumpkin Run a crime?

During an interview for last week’s blog about criticism of the Boulder Police Department’s efforts to squelch a revival of the Boulder Mall Crawl this Halloween, Judd Golden, chapter chair of the Boulder County American Civil Liberties Union, mentioned another event expected to bust out that night: the annual Naked…

John Suthers buzzing on Stacy Clendenin medical-marijuana ruling

In September, Joel Warner wrote a blog entitled “Could Clendenin Case Deal a Blow to Colorado’s Pot Biz?” Colorado Attorney General John Suthers, who’s been trying to put the medical-marijuana genie back in the bottle, certainly hopes so. No wonder he’s high on a ruling just handed down by the…

How America’s favorite crime dramas will tackle Balloon Boy

It’ll happen any day now: You’ll come home from work, sink into your couch and flip on your TV, hoping for a Real World-Road Rules marathon or something equally vapid, and there it will be: that damn balloon, flying through the New York or Miami or Las Vegas sky, the…

Top Model‘s Nicole can win this thing, bitches!

Early on, Louisville’s Nicole Fox seemed too quirky to have a real shot at taking the America’s Next Top Model cycle thirteen crown. But over the past few weeks, she’s become a force as unstoppable as her flame-colored hair, and her chances of becoming the first major reality-show champ from…

Local TV newscasts actually do want to see pictures of your winter vacation

Longtime Denver residents understand that snowstorm coverage on local TV newscasts tends to follow a familiar pattern. First, live shots of assorted correspondents freezing their asses off alongside various roads and occasionally holding up handfuls of snow, as if the stuff falling in the background wasn’t illustration enough. Next, extended…